Scripture Jokes
6 scripture jokes and hilarious scripture puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scripture that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the lighter side of scripture with these scripture jokes. Laugh along with jokes that use verses from the Bible such as Psalm and Leviticus to make light of some of life's most valuable lessons. Read on to bring laughter and insight into your life with these scripture-infused jokes.
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Deep in the chambers of the monastery Father Seamus is transcribing scripture. As Father Ignatius walks by he sees Father Seamus sobbing uncontrollably. "Father Seamus! What ever could be troubling you so!!??!!" said Father Ignatius.
Father Seamus, wiping his tears, says: "It says CELEBRATE."
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What is the b**... communitie's favorite scripture?
Turn the other cheek.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Satan?
Satan can quote scripture.
A pastor, a priest and a rabbi walk onto a bar.
Since it wasn't foretold in scripture, they didn't listen to the people telling them to duck.
What do you call scriptures for blind people?
The holy braille
The curious monk
A monk in an ancient monastery is doing his daily work, transcribing and recopying the ancient scrolls and scriptures of his tradition that his predecessors wrote, which they copied from their ancestors texts and so on....
The curious monk begins to wonder if in the endless sequence of copying and recopying over the ages, something got misinterpreted or lost in translation: he goes to investigate the archives.
His friends don't hear from him for a few days. They finally find him in the archives, lying in a pool of scrolls and tears. "What's wrong?", they ask him. He cries: "It said CELEBRATE!!!"
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