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Scripture Jokes

6 scripture jokes and hilarious scripture puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scripture that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the lighter side of scripture with these scripture jokes. Laugh along with jokes that use verses from the Bible such as Psalm and Leviticus to make light of some of life's most valuable lessons. Read on to bring laughter and insight into your life with these scripture-infused jokes.

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Uplifting Scripture Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What is a good scripture joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

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Deep in the chambers of the monastery Father Seamus is transcribing scripture. As Father Ignatius walks by he sees Father Seamus sobbing uncontrollably. "Father Seamus! What ever could be troubling you so!!??!!" said Father Ignatius.
Father Seamus, wiping his tears, says: "It says CELEBRATE."

What is the b**... communitie's favorite scripture?

Turn the other cheek.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Satan?

Satan can quote scripture.

A pastor, a priest and a rabbi walk onto a bar.

Since it wasn't foretold in scripture, they didn't listen to the people telling them to duck.

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

The Scriptures support homosexuality!


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about scripture can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of scripture puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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