Script Jokes

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Discover some of the most hilarious jokes to help any script writer, emcee, or aspiring funnyperson write a wedding script, bash script, or even a full-fledged sequel to Tolkien's beloved epic. We've have humourous scenarios to make you and your audience laugh.

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Funniest Script Short Jokes

Short script jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The script humour may include short interpreter jokes also.

  1. I heard they're making a Tetris movie... They can't get the script done. Every time they write a line, it disappears.
  2. What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script? Speechless
  3. Just been arrested by the police after recently being given the part of Romeo in my local theater. The script clearly said 'Enter Juliet from behind'.
  4. Writing the script for the Tetris movie must be hard, Every time they write a line, it disappears.
  5. The Tetris movie is finally coming out in 2023 after numerous delays. Every time they finished a line in the script, it disappeared.
  6. The script for the upcoming Tetris movie is terrible Each actor just says four lines and then disappears.
  7. I want to write a show called "Pun". I'll have the script printed out and taped to the floor of the set. It'll be a play on words.
  8. I've written a script for a film about an action hero who works in accounts. The sequels going to be set in a different department.
    This time it's personnel.
  9. I'm writing a script for a show called "Pun". Pretty much, it's going to be a big Play on words.
  10. People could never make 'Blazing Saddles' nowadays. If you gave the script to a movie studio, they'd say, "This is the script for 'Blazing Saddles,' why are you giving this to me?"

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Script One Liners

Which script one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with script? I can suggest the ones about coding and routine.

  1. I wrote a script about the dictionary for my local theatre It's a play on words.
  2. I wrote a bot script to get past website security So far its managed to evade captcha
  3. How does batman schedule a task on his computer? With a .bat script
  4. I'm working on a script for a horror movie. It's called *my diary*
  5. Why do programmers have a hard time with improv? They can't execute without a script.
  6. I lost the script I was gonna use for my TED Talk. I'm speechless.
  7. *Spoiler* Game of thrones spoiler. It's scripted and dragons are not real.
  8. What's the favorite movie of the Infinity War script writer? Die Hard
  9. What do programmers and stand-up comedians have in common? Both beta-test their scripts.
  10. If I get the script of Interstellar And a month to study, I can pass any exam any day.
  11. Superman has competition. Super^script
  12. How has the s**... Squad 2 script been improved? [deLetoed]

Read Script Jokes

Here is a list of funny read script jokes and even better read script puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • So an old man is reading an electronic version of a script from the hit movie oblivion Elder scrolls oblivion

Script Writer Jokes

Here is a list of funny script writer jokes and even better script writer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
  • My film teacher told me I'll never be a writer Jokes on him. My script got rejected by Netflix yesterday
Script joke, My film teacher told me I'll never be a writer

Script joke, My film teacher told me I'll never be a writer

Witty Script Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about script you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scheme jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make script pranks.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked to play Mozart.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered the chance to play the role of Mozart in a new film. He read the script but was not impressed. So he told the producers 're-write it and I'll be Bach.'

Need some help from you guys!

I'm writing a script for a commercial for a small denture business, and the client wants me to open with a pun and so far anything I've come up with is pretty bleak.. So hit me with your best mouth/dentist/smile (etc.) puns! Thanks in advance.
Upvotes for all answers!

During the shooting of a movie...

Director: Now we'll let the lion out of the cage and he'll chase but don't worry he won't eat you.
Actor: What makes you so sure?
Director: It's in the script.
Actor: Has the lion read the script?

Yet another world cup joke

Heard this from a telephone script today:
Jake! Is it true that you have my girlfriend at place, in your bed right now at this moment!?
Good! Finally I can watch the world cup in peace!

I'm working on a script about a mobster who attempts to reinvent himself as a professional photographer. I'm gonna call it...

*The Selfie Made Man.*

Just announced, they are making a movie based on Tetris...

Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.

Someone at Sony Studios was arrested for having a bomb in his backpack.

He was released after it was determined that it was the script for ghostbusters

Originally, in The Force Awakens BB-8 had a brother. The robot would not stay on script or say his lines correctly, so he was fired.

It is sad, but you can't really feel bad for DV-8.

A guy was writing a script in which two characters were plotting against each other. Do you know the result?

Error: Characters can't be plotted in C++. Try with numbers please

TIL that Funimation has an unreleased Dragon Ball Z episode where they just improved the whole script.

Oops. Wrong dub.
(Real oops. Meant to type improvised)

I'm currently writing a script about the battles of Polaris and Betelgeuse…

I'm calling it Star Wars

In the original 'Good Will Hunting' script, there is a surprise gay s**... scene between the two straight leads. It was purposely put there as a test to see if studios actually read the script. Harvey Weinstein was the only producer who mentioned the scene

Weinstein said that the s**... scene usually takes place before he approves a movie

If my theater troupe and I perform on stage and use the dictionary as our script... it a play on words?

A turtle walks into a bar...

...actually, it was supposed to be a rabbit, but lack of a neutral net forced a last minute script change.

If you give an infinite amount of monkeys with typewriters an infinite amount of time, they will eventually recreate all of Shakespeare's masterpieces accidentally...

But give them five minutes, and they'll have the script of The Last Jedi.

I just finished writing the script for a theatrical production about the making of the first English dictionary

I'm calling it A Play On Words

On a film set, everyone is getting ready to start shooting, when the director calls for his assistant to bring him the script.

The assistant runs onto set and starts k**... over props, crawling around the floor and frantically pulling his hair.
As the assistant starts tearing off his clothes and shaking them around, the director thinks to himself, "He's lost the plot!"

I've just finished the script for a film I titled "American Schools"

Shooting starts soon.

Had my wisdom teeth removed and the doc wrote me a script for oxys

The percs of dental surgery

I wanted to write a movie script about a retired CIA agent who has to rely on his old skills to save his kidnapped daughter, but that idea was taken.

So I thought instead I'd write a script about a retired CIA operative who is taken hostage along with his wife in Instanbul, but that idea was taken, too.

In 8th grade english class I wrote a script titled "The Pun"

The very first set description in the script said that the stage was to be painted over with random words and phrases.
When I handed in the assignment, my teacher came up to me and asked: "Why is your script titled 'The Pun' and why is the floor covered with phrases?"
"Because my script is a play on words!"

Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are reading a script at lunch...

It's for Stallone's new movie *The Composers*, about the descendants of famous European composers joining forces to fight terrorism. Stallone says he'll play Beethoven, "My theme will be ode to joy. But get this: Joy is the name of my shotgun."
"Nice," says Norris. "I'll be Mozart, and I'll conduct a symphony of pain!"
"Sweet," says Stallone. "Well, Arnie? What about you? Who're you going to be?"
Schwarzenegger thinks about this for a long moment, nods his head and says:
"I'll be *Bach.*"

Husband comes home from his doctor's appointment telling his wife that he has a prescription for daily s**....

She grabs the script and says 'Nice try, this for dyslexia' !!!

A woman was working at a l**... counter when a customer approached with a pair of frilly p**....

"I'd like to buy these," she said, "but only if you can embroider 'If you can read this, you're too close' on the back."
So the saleswoman took the p**... to the tailor in the backroom and described the rather unusual request.
The tailor said, "I can do that. Does she want block letters or script?"
Since the saleswoman didn't know, she went back around to the counter, and asked, "Do you want that in block letters or script?" And the customer replied with a smile, "Braille."

Kung Fu Panda's Script

In the first draft for Kung Fu Panda's script the country of origin was written as TH, instead of CHN. However, it was just a Thai Po.

My dad wronged me...

I brought home a test score of 90 and showed it to my dad. I thought he would praise me for it, but my dad took one look at the test script and said I added the "0" there. I got a big scolding and was grounded for the week. I really didn't add the "0".
I added the "9".

Script joke, The Tetris movie is finally coming out in 2023 after numerous delays.

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