Scribbled Jokes
14 scribbled jokes and hilarious scribbled puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scribbled that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Scribbled Short Jokes
Short scribbled jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scribbled humour may include short wrote jokes also.
- I noticed the ship's navigator was scribbling on the table and not the map which made think.... ...this guy is off the chart!!!
- My wife thinks that I'm too nosy... At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary.
- Haiku joke (OC) I went into a society,
for scribbling down some haiku jokes,
They looked into my eyes and said-
Humongous chungus among us. - On a noticeboard in a men's room at a sports club: There will be no gambling here. Someone had scribbled underneath: Wanna bet?
- Two friends go to prison One starts scribbling on the wall and his friend tells him: Bro stop we'll get kicked out!
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Scribbled One Liners
Which scribbled one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scribbled? I can suggest the ones about muttered and rubbed.
- I saw this guy scribbling on a poor dog with a marker pen. It was a Sharpei.
- My new envelope arrived in the post. Unfortunately some idiot had scribbled on it.
- Scribe is to Scribble as Ride is to...? "Riddle?"
"Yes, do you know the answer?"
Uproarious Scribbled Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about scribbled you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smirked jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scribbled pranks.
An Elderly Couple
An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently attending a church service at their retirement village.
About halfway through the service, Pauline took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote a note and handed it to Frank.
The note said:" I just let out a silent f**..., what do you think I should do?"
Frank scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
One day, the President finds a n**... message scribbled with pee on the snowy White House lawn.
He orders the Secret Service to investigate. They come back a few hours later with the results.
"Mr. President, we have bad news and worse news."
"What's the bad news?"
"The u**... belongs to the Vice President."
"What could possibly be worse than that?"
"The handwriting belongs to the First Lady."
My dad died in front of me
Before he died, he scribbled me a note. They were his last words. I decided not to open it till I was ready. A year later, I opened it and this is what is said, "You are stepping on my oxygen line".
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers
The first boy says, My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.
The second boy says, That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.
The third boy says, I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!
A doctor walks into a bank
A doctor walks into a bank to make a deposit. When he goes to sign the check, he realizes he's scribbling with a thermometer.
"Oh, that's great," he says. "Some a**...'s got my pen!"
A dumb scientist is experimenting on a fly...
He pulls one leg off and says 'Fly, walk'. The fly walks.
He pulls the second leg off and says 'Fly, walk'. Again, the fly walks.
He continues until he gets to the last leg. Pulling it off, he says 'Fly, walk'. The fly does not walk. He repeats the command, but the fly does not shift a millimetre.
He scribbles down 'After removal of the 6th leg, the fly has become deaf'
"The person who answers this last question gets to leave early" said the teacher
"Now what is the sum of three and two, multiplied by the square root of 6 " the teacher asked.
The class began scribbling furiously. All except for Bobby. Bobby raised his hand and the teacher called on him.
"5" answered Bobby confidently. He began to pack up his things and walk to the door.
"Not quite correct Bobby" the teacher said "so you don't get to leave early"
"You didn't say it had to be correct...Just that someone had to answer"
"The other day I came across an old worn out Bible, printed by Guten-something"
"Not Gutenberg?!"
"Yeah, that was it"
"You idiot, one of those sold at auction recently for over a Million dollars!!"
"Oh, I don't think it would be worth anything that much. Some clown by the name of Martin Luther scribbled all over it"
A collector of rare books ran into a friend who told him he had just thrown out an old Bible that he had found in a dusty old box.
The collector's friend mentioned that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed the Bible.
"You don't mean Gutenberg?" gasped the collector.
"Yes, that was it!"
"You fool! You've thrown out one of the first books ever printed! A copy was recently auctioned off for hundreds of thousands of dollars!"
"Oh, I doubt this book would be worth even nearly as much. Some dude named Martin Luther scribbled all over the margins."
Two men are walking down the street when a dog that's foaming at the mouth viciously bites one of them, then runs off...
"Oh my god!" cries the other man. "That dog must have rabies!"
"Rabies?" says the bitten man. Looking frightened and shaky, he takes a notepad and a pen out of his pocket and starts to scribble something down.
"Wait!" says his friend, "We can get you tested and vaccinated for rabies if we go to the hospital right now. You don't have to start writing your will."
"It's not a will, " the bitten man says with an evil grin. "It's a list of people I hate that I want to bite!"
Calculus walks into a bar.
He sits down and orders a pint. The barman notices him scribbling some notes on a napkin and asks what he's writing.
Calculus replies, "Oh this... I'm just working on a new formula..."
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave." says the barman, "I can't let you drink and derive".
