Screw Loose Jokes
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Screw Loose Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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What do Greek Gods do when screws get loose?
They Titan them.
A bus breaks down and the driver pops the hood to investigate
A blonde passenger who is a certified mechanic comes out with her toolbox, eager to help and show off her training and also give blondes a good reputation for a change. She leans behind the bus driver and sees a loose bolt, so, helpful, she asks: "Fancy a screw driver?"
The incoming presidential cabinet is like Ikea furniture.
The directions come from something impossible to read, it will barely last 4 years and definitely has a few screws loose.
How many Border Collies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. And I can fix any loose wiring while I'm at it.
First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle?
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!
Guy breaks out of the psych ward, goes straight to a w**... and pays for the oldest, worn-out, flabbiest woman.
They say he had a loose screw.
Why did Frankenstein vote Democrat?
Because he had a screw loose.
*(Feel free to change to whichever party you oppose.)*
I told my wife I felt like I had a few screws loose.
She told me I've always been nuts.
A few years ago I had a vasectomy
A few years ago I had a vasectomy. A few weeks after the procedure I received a letter, accompanied by a sample p**..., stating that I needed to provide a s**... sample and bring it in to them to prove the operation worked. At work, later that day, I snuck off to the bathroom and produced my s**... sample into the p**..., s**... up the lid, and put the p**... in my shirt pocket. The hospital wasn't far so I decided to take the 5 minute run over there on my lunch break. As I arrived at the front desk I noticed the p**... lid has come loose and my sample has gone all over me. The nurse politely says to me 'sorry sir, you're going to have to come again.'
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