One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
To get to the other side
None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw.
Too
It takes two, very tiny people, to screw, in a lightbulb.
Always joking around when he should be fixing my computer.
1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a 10 minute break in between for snacks. Then I'd stare at you for another 5-10 minutes thinking, "Wow, I really hope I don't screw this up."
One.
Men can be Feminists, too.
"Push harder" I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
"Screw you" she screamed back at me.
Bit harsh I thought...... it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital!
None it's all tongue and groove
None it's always lit fam
None, it's already lit fam.
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them
None. We don't address hardware issues.
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Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house.
That's not funny
Two. One to screw it in almost all the way, and another one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
None, they just stand around and compliment it, and then get pissed when it won't screw
None, they just stand around complimenting it then get pissed when it doesn't screw.
One? Or two?
One?
....
Or two?
YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
Two.
One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis..*ER..LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!*
2- One to screw it in most of the way, and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
Apparently more than 40, because my basement's still dark
He said "screw" lolol
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Apparently not 17, cause my basement is still dark.
We may never know the truth.
none. That's a hardware problem
but have you tried turning it on and off again?
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
One. She just holds it in place, while the world revolves around her. * Beverly Hills ninja edit... rotates to revolves
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