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I'm a screenwriter and I just signed an amazing 2-year deal with the parent company of Universal Pictures!

I'm going to be getting the basic cable plus HBO.

They said I'd never make it as a screenwriter, but I just signed a multi-year deal with the parent company of Universal Pictures!

Looks like I'm going with the basic cable plus HBO Max.

2016 has done the impossible

It claimed the life of Chuck Norris.
"Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter died this morning in his house in Oklahoma at the age of 76. He is feeling much better now and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance."

Chuck Norris, the actor, film producer and screenwriter died in his house today at 76 years of age

He is now feeling much better and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance

Screenwriter starlet joke

"One of the oldest inside jokes out there is of the starlet so dumb she slept with the screenwriter in hopes of advancing her career"
As the old joke about a Hollywood starlet so dumb she slept with the writer attests, screenwriters are widely perceived as the least powerful collaborators on movies.

The new season of House of Cards is AMAZING!

The screenwriters from NYT and WaPo have really outdone themselves this year!

(Another screenwriting joke) Did you hear the one about the bulemic girl?

She overcame her disorder, but then lapsed into compulsive overeating. She gained 300 pounds and died of a heart attack. In the end, she was a round character.

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