The Best 3 Scrawny Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Scrawny jokes. There are some scrawny frail jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these scrawny burly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Scrawny Jokes and Puns

I'm kinda scrawny, so I had to quit my job as a personal trainer

Yeah, I gave 'em my too weak notice

A piece of string walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "We don't serve no scrawny pieces of string in here."
The piece of string leaves, goes around back, ties himself up, ruffles his hair and re-enters the bar.
The bartender says, "Say aren't you that sorry piece of string that I told to beat it?"
The string replies, "frayed knot."

Why was the scrawny teen afraid of ghosts?

He was afraid it might hurt if he ever exorcised.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the scrawny skinny jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working scrawny bulls piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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