Scratch And Sniff Jokes
18 scratch and sniff jokes and hilarious scratch and sniff puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scratch and sniff that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Scratch And Sniff Short Jokes
Short scratch and sniff jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scratch and sniff humour may include short sniff jokes also.
- The public pool had to be shut down because they found five drowned blondes in the deep end. Some kid had put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom.
- I love how Canadian money is Scratch n Sniff! American money is too, just not intentionally.
- My cat is the opposite of a scratch n sniff sticker First he sniffs me, then he starts stratching
- Plans are already underway for a Trump Library... It's the first time a Presidential library will have *just* scratch and sniff books.
- If you scratch and sniff a Canadian dollar, you can smell maple syrup If you scratch and sniff an American dollar, you can smell a stripper's p**... hair
- How do you get a Blonde to commit s**...? You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
- Why are old p**... Magazines so coveted and expensive? because the Centerfolds used to be scratch-n-sniff.
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Scratch And Sniff One Liners
Which scratch and sniff one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scratch and sniff? I can suggest the ones about scratch and smell.
- How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
- How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a lake.
- I keep getting kicked out of museums... Something about them not being scratch and sniff.
- How do you drown a blonde? Stick a scratch n sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
Scratch And Sniff Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about scratch and sniff you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scents jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scratch and sniff pranks.
A blind man goes into a restaurant
They don't have any braille menus, so he tells the waitress "Just bring me a dirty fork. Whatever I smell on it, I'll order."
So the waitress goes and grabs a fork from the sink, not knowing that another waitress had just used it to scratch her behind. She hands it to the blind man who sniffs it and says, "I didn't know Rachel worked here!"
Topical Jokes for 1/31
The CEO of McDonald's has announced he'll be resigning later this year. It's the first time in history that a McDonald's employee has quit and given more than five seconds notice.
The New Hampshire lottery is selling scratch 'n sniff tickets that smell like bacon. The aroma is there to remind people that if they didn't waste their money on lottery tickets, they could afford to eat bacon.
In Alabama, a truck driver caused a mile-long traffic jam when he swerved off the road while trying to pull out a loose tooth. Drivers slowed down to look, because people in Alabama had never seen someone who has a tooth.
Suge Knight is suspected of running a man over with his car after an argument. The argument was about whether or not there's a pumpkin-flavored Jelly Belly.
...running over someone with your car seems crazy, but you have to keep in mind that Suge Knight's motto is Live every day like it's 'The Purge.'
A man visits a doctor...
He complains about chest pains. The doctor nods and asks him to wait. The doctor excuses himself for a moment and returns with a labrador. The dog sniffs the man, licks him and is the taken away by the doctor. The doctor now returns with a cat , it licks the man and scratches him with its paws. Its then taken away. The man is now confused. Meanwhile the doctor returns.
And says "That would $500."
The man was now furious and said "But for what I have only been here for a few minutes and you haven't even checked me up , all you did was fool around with a cat and a dog".
To which the doctor replies "But sir its for the LAB test and the CAT scan."