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Scrat Jokes

6 scrat jokes and hilarious scrat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scrat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Charming Humor Scrat Jokes with Loads of Fun

What is a good scrat joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why do you keep scratching yourself?

Because I'm the only one who knows where it itches.

If you scratch and sniff a Canadian dollar, you can smell maple syrup

If you scratch and sniff an American dollar, you can smell a stripper's p**... hair

Scratch is the most versatile thing ever.

A lot of people are making a lot of stuff from scratch.

How do scratched dvds get around?

They skip

The movie character I identify with most is Scrat

Cause all he wants is a good nut.

I scratch it up, and dent it...it gets all kinds of dirty...s**..., I even flipped it one time!

Even still, my car just wants to be PRNDS.

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