Scraper Jokes
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I couldn't find an ice scraper for the car windscreen this morning, so I improvised using a store loyalty card from my wallet
I could only get 10% off.
No ice scraper for my car window this morning...
***So i used my loyalty card but could only get 10% off***
I dropped my phone from a sky scraper
Thank god airplane mod was on.
Can rabbit jump higher than a sky scraper?
Of course, a sky scraper can't jump...
Did you guys hear about the foot scraper that got arrested?
He was a known pedifile.
I asked my girlfriend to roleplay as a doctor, and she said "Great idea! How about I start with a full cavity search?"
She opened my mouth and started to poke at my teeth with a metal dental scraper.
Three men are standing at the edge of the roof on a tall sky scraper...
There is a strong wind blowing up the side of the building from below.
o**... says, "This wind is so strong, it will bow you right back up if you happen to fall off, watch!" He steps off the edge and falls about 30 feet before spreading his arms and legs out to catch the air. He slows, then rises back up to land gently on the roof again.
The second guy says "That's awesome, I'm going to try". He steps off the roof and falls 120 stories to his death.
Third guy says "Superman, you are a mean drunk".
An Italian, A Mexican, and A r**...
They were all sitting on top of the sky scraper they were helping build about to eat lunch.
The Italian opens his lunch box and says "d**..., spaghetti again! I swear if I get spaghetti again tomorrow I'm gonna jump off here and kill myself!"
The Mexican opens his lunch box and says "d**..., tacos again! I swear if I get tacos again tomorrow I'm gonna jump off here and kill myself!
The r**... opens his lunch box and says "d**..., Baloney and Cheese again! I swear if I get Baloney and Cheese again tomorrow I'm gonna jump off here and kill myself!"
The next day at lunch, they all get the same things and they all kill themselves.
All three funerals were held together.
The Italians wife says "If I had only made him something besides spaghetti he'd still be with me!"
The Mexicans wife says "If I had only made him something besides tacos he'd still be with me!"
The r**... wife says "well I wish I could say something like that but he packs his own lunch..."
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