Scrap Yard Jokes
4 scrap yard jokes and hilarious scrap yard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scrap yard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Scrap Yard Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good scrap yard joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
So, I was talking to my friend who runs a scrap yard. I asked how business was...
... He replied: "pretty good, I've seen a bit of a pickup recently."
Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane onto his brothers scrap metal yard.
If I owned a scrap yard, I'd go to the rival scrap yard...
...and take the "S" off their sign.
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Congress said someone may steal from it at night; so they created a night watchman, GS-4 position and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"
So they created a planning position and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, GS-12 and one person to do time studies,
GS-1.
Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"
So they created a Q. C. position and hired two people, one GS-9 to do the studies and one GS-11 to write the reports.
Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?"
So they created the following positions, a time keeper, GS-09, and a payroll officer, GS-11, and hired two people.
Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative position and hired three people, an Admin.
Officer GM-13, Assistant Admin.
Officer GS-12, and a Legal Secretary GS-08.
Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $280,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."
So they laid off the night watchman.
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