Scrap Metal Jokes

6 scrap metal jokes and hilarious scrap metal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scrap metal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Scrap Metal Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good scrap metal joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot?

He crashed his plane onto his brothers scrap metal yard.

Tom used to pick up scrap metal. Then the police started an investigation to find out why.

It turned out that he was a forger. Makes cents.

I was TAing an electrostatics lab.

The experiment was to see what happens when you rub wool on a bunch of rods of different materials and then bring the rods near scraps of paper. One student's lab report had this observation on what happens when you try to electrostatically charge up a metal rod and bring it near paper: paper remains stationery

Why was a piece of scrap metal liked by everyone?

Because it was ex-scythe-thing.

I've found a new genre of music. It's a combination of heavy rock n' roll, hip hop, and folk music.

I call it Scrap Metal.

An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels.

He thought someone might be pinching stock but he couldn't prove it.
He had his eye on one shifty-looking individual who every day drove his old truck out of the factory with the load covered by a tarpaulin.
Time after time the auditor stopped the bloke, made him remove the tarpaulin and then inspected the load.
On every occasion, there was only scrap metal in the truck which the driver said he was taking to the tip.
On three occasions the auditor made the bloke remove the tarpaulin and then unload the scrap in front of him, suspecting that there might be stolen stock hidden underneath.
He could never find anything amiss.
After a few months of this, the auditor was offered a better job elsewhere and resigned.
A few weeks later he was drinking in a pub when the shifty character walked in. On an impulse, the auditor went up to him and said, "Look, I've left the company, I'm not interested in taking it any further and I won't stop you, but I just have to know. What were you taking?"
And the bloke said "Tarpaulins."

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