True story: I was at the store with my son and my wife. I have a habit of flipping my wedding ring in the air like a coin and catching it. My son saw me do it and tried to grab it in mid air, causing it to fall to the ground. He scrambled to get it and I said, "Son, hand me that! It's expensive!"
My son asked me, "how much did it cost, dad?"
I replied, "my life."
Bacon and scrambled legs.
Courtesy of my 6 year old daughter. She said she made it up and I can't verify that but it cracked us up so I thought I'd share.
Immediately after thinking "I'll just flip this omelette."
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Scrambled eggs.
Anyone for scrambled eggs?
They both hate scrambled eggs
but I thought I'd wisk it.
He couldn't get his life together. Humpty didn't remember eggsactly what happened. He was diagnosed with amnesia and his memories were scrambled from that moment. Humpty walked out of the hospital he was all yolked up and crying. He fell to drugs and became a crack head. Humpty became a true shell of himself before he went to rehab. It was difficult for him since people were hard boiling him with questions about his state of mind. Humpty couldn't take all this stress and he started to mentally break fast. But, with help from a doctor, went back to normal and everything became sunny side up.
...but it's not worth the whisk.
He said: How's the diet going?
She said: not so good, I had eggs for breakfast.
He said: scrambled?
She said : Cadbury's
in cookies, brownies and cake.
They're always scrambled
Scrambled egg
Scrambled Eggs.
It scrambled up!
He asks to look at the special. The waitress tells him the special is chicken tongue. Horrified, the man says "I would never eat something that came out of a chicken's mouth!"
"Fine," says the waitress, "What'll you have?"
The man replies, "Two scrambled eggs please."
"Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast."
"Scrambled?"
"Cadbury."
Scrambled Eggs.
Scrambled eggs
Scrambled EGGS
"I hope they like their eggs runny"
She wanted scrambled eggs.
She wanted scrambled eggs
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