Scrambled Jokes
63 scrambled jokes and hilarious scrambled puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scrambled that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Feeling egg-static? Let's have a yolkswagen of a time as we unscramble some hilarious jokes! Learn how to egg-cel at telling jokes and have a yoke together with these hilarious, scrambled jokes.
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Funniest Scrambled Short Jokes
Short scrambled jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scrambled humour may include short scattered jokes also.
- I decided to have scrambled eggs this morning... Immediately after thinking "I'll just flip this omelette."
- Do egg jokes crack you up? Or do they make you scramble away... omelette you think about it...
- My step sis asked me to bring her something hard to write on... Idk why she's so mad, it's really hard to write on scrambled eggs.
- Know why you can't play bingo with Japanese people They all scramble for cover when you call B-29.
- Guy who hasn't seen his Girlfriend since lock-down, phoned her. Guy: Hi babe hows the diet going.?
Her: Not good, I had eggs for breakfast.
Guy: Scrambled.?
Her: No, Cadbury's. - Do you like eggs? I have them in the morning with my toast.
Sometimes sunny side up, sometimes scrambled, sometimes over easy.
I think they're eggsellent. - Peloton has announced a recall of all their treadmills... ... leaving their users scrambling to find something else to talk about all day.
- Teacher: You should wash your face in the morning "I can tell what you had for breakfast. You ate scrambled eggs"
Student; "Haha, you're wrong, sir. I ate eggs yesterday". - I really like my eggs over-easy. Today, I was gonna try them scrambled... ...but it's not worth the whisk.
- I love sunny side up eggs. But no matter how far in advance I plan to make one... ...I always wind up scrambling at the last minute.
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Scrambled One Liners
Which scrambled one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scrambled? I can suggest the ones about flustered and puzzled.
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Scrambled eggs. - Why do Japanese hate bingo? They all scramble for cover when you call B-29
- Two eggs were talking in secret codes until they were scrambled
- Sgeg Anyone for scrambled eggs?
- I've never made scrambled eggs before but I thought I'd wisk it.
- What is white, loud, and ruins your scrambled egg? An avalanche.
- I can never find a good channel where people boil eggs They're always scrambled
- What popular board game do dyslexics hate? Scramble
- How is your diet going? "Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast."
"Scrambled?"
"Cadbury." - I'm starting a new abortion clinic and naming it... Scrambled Eggs.
- How did the egg get up the mountain? It scrambled up!
- How do you scramble a female cat? You whisker.
- S G E G Scrambled Eggs.
- What do you call it when a woman mixes up her ovaries? Scrambled eggs
- What did the eggs say when the cops showed up? Everybody scramble!
Scrambled Eggs Jokes
Here is a list of funny scrambled eggs jokes and even better scrambled eggs puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the solar system's favorite type of egg scramble? Sunny-Side up…
I couldn't resist - Most people like their eggs fried or scrambled, I like mine baked... in cookies, brownies and cake.
- He said: How's the diet going? He said: How's the diet going?
She said: not so good, I had eggs for breakfast.
He said: scrambled?
She said : Cadbury's - When a member of certain religious fraternities eats scrambled eggs. It goes out of the frying pan and into the friar.
- A caterer was sprinting down the hallway with a pan of scrambled eggs. My first instinct repsonse: "I hope they like their eggs runny"
- What can you expect from a bad egg comedian? He's constantly scrambling to fry and crack you up with some "egg-celent" yolk, but boil boy are they bad.
- Our breakfast is GEGS. Scrambled EGGS
- I was going to make an egg joke, but..... I couldn't scramble one up.
- Why did the chicken get an abortion? She wanted scrambled eggs.
- I have been a vegan for my whole life, but after my friends kept urging me to eat scrambled eggs, i finally did. Tbh it wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
Scrambled Egg Jokes
Here is a list of funny scrambled egg jokes and even better scrambled egg puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Schrödinger's Omlette Up until you flip the omelette, you don't know if it's an omelette or scrambled eggs.
If it flips, omelette it is
If it doesn't, scrambled it is - There are approximately 45 seconds between "I'll make us an omelet" and "We're having scrambled eggs.
- What did the spoiled egg say to the scrambled egg? Boilt egggg: Yo looks a mess!
Scramble ehg: boi - My wife asked me if I was good at making scrambled eggs. "Yes," I replied, "I worked at an abortion clinic for a while."
- I have a secret. I speak egg language.
But it is a little scrambled - Not many people know that you're supposed to scramble brown eggs differently than you do white ones It's different strokes for different yolks
- I made scrambled huevos today that are so light and fluffy an insect could use them as a boat. In other words, egg-sail-ant.
- Let me just turn this omelette over Honey, your scrambled eggs are ready!
- An egg voted to leave the omelet.. and then.. it.. did..
yeah, sorry its just too scrambled.
there's no way to get a good yolk out of this mess.. - What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs? My poor, mixed-up kids...
The Funniest Scrambled Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about scrambled you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scared jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scrambled pranks.
My wife wasn't happy.
True story: I was at the store with my son and my wife. I have a habit of flipping my wedding ring in the air like a coin and catching it. My son saw me do it and tried to grab it in mid air, causing it to fall to the ground. He scrambled to get it and I said, "Son, hand me that! It's expensive!"
My son asked me, "how much did it cost, dad?"
I replied, "my life."
A tourist decides to visit a native American Chief who is famous for his perfect memory.
"Okay, Chief..." says the tourist,
"Let's test that memory of yours. What did you eat for breakfast on May 9th, 1972?"
The Chief thinks for a moment, and responds "Eggs."
The tourist replies, "Wow, that's incredible! You really do have a perfect memory." and leaves.
Ten years later the tourist finds himself in the Chief's neck of the woods and decides to pay him a visit.
He enters the Chief's home and respectfully greets him, saying "Hau, Chief."
The Chief promptly replies, "Scrambled."
A man meets a Native American with flawless memory...
When he meets this Native American Chief he notices he is older than most.
He asks the Chief many questions, and the Chief replies flawlessly to each one.
Then he thinks of a random date and asks the Chief, "What did you eat on October 18, 1987?" The Chief replies "Eggs".
He leaves the Chief and goes home. A year later he meets the Chief again. Feeling respectful he approaches the Chief, and says "How" and the Chief says, "Scrambled!"
What do you call a pig mixed with a centipede?
Bacon and scrambled legs.
Courtesy of my 6 year old daughter. She said she made it up and I can't verify that but it cracked us up so I thought I'd share.
Twelve Italian priests...
...were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally n**..., in a garden while a s**..., beautiful, big breasted, n**... model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his manhood, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
As he bent over to pick it up… all the other bells started to ring!
A boy goes to the circus
and one of the sideshows is a tent that says "Man Who Remembers Everything." Intrigued, the boy goes inside and sees an old Native American man sitting on the ground. He approaches the man and asks, "If you remember everything, what did you have for breakfast exactly three weeks ago?"
Without hesitation, the man responds, "Eggs." The boy is sufficiently impressed and leaves to enjoy the rest of the circus.
Many years later, the boy has grown up, gotten married, and had children. One day he takes his family to the circus and is shocked to see the Man Who Remembers Everything is still there. He brings his family into the tent, and there is the same old man sitting on the ground.
Excited to see the old man again, he walks up and greets him, "How!"
The old man looks into his eyes and replies, "Scrambled."
A man goes to a restaurant and sees a sign by the door
The sign reads: "Order anything you want, if we cannot make it, you get $300."
So, when the waiter comes he orders steamed elephant t**... with fried giraffe tongue on toast. The waiter goes to the kitchen and gives the cook the order. The kitchen staff is frantic and scrambles to find what the man had ordered. After a few minutes the chef walks out to the man, hands him $300 and says: "You had to order toast on the day we ran out of bread, did you...?"
A man sat down in a restaurant and the waiter came over to the table.
The man says, "I'd like tomato juice, scrambled eggs with spinach, and some cherry pie."
"But you haven't looked at the menu yet," said the waiter.
"No, but I've looked at the tablecloth," replies the man.
A joke about eggs
An egg soldier is on a battlefield, trying to make contact with the egg commander.
"Sir, can you hear me?"
"Yes but there's a large amount of static on your end."
"Just as I thought."
"What do you mean, corporal?"
"Our communications have been scrambled."
Some Engineering Teachers Sat In a Plane
A group of engineering teachers were invited to sit in a plane. Once everyone was comfortably seated, they were informed that the plane was built by their engineering students. Immediately, all the teachers scrambled to get out of the plane- all but one. When asked why, the teacher responded:
"I have been watching my students closely and understand their ability. I can say with confidence that if they were the ones to build this plane, **this hunk of metal won't even take off.**"
Why are the top elites around the world scrambling to buy school supplies?
Because scissors beats Panama papers .
