The Best 35 Scrambled Jokes

Following is our collection of Scrambled jokes which are very funny. There are some scrambled scramble jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these scrambled omlette puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

My wife wasn't happy.

True story: I was at the store with my son and my wife. I have a habit of flipping my wedding ring in the air like a coin and catching it. My son saw me do it and tried to grab it in mid air, causing it to fall to the ground. He scrambled to get it and I said, "Son, hand me that! It's expensive!"

My son asked me, "how much did it cost, dad?"

I replied, "my life."

What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg

I'm starting a new abortion clinic and naming it...

Scrambled Eggs.

Our breakfast is GEGS.

Scrambled EGGS

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.


SchrΓΆdinger's Omlette

Up until you flip the omelette, you don't know if it's an omelette or scrambled eggs.

If it flips, omelette it is
If it doesn't, scrambled it is

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

An egg voted to leave the omelet..

and then.. it.. did..

yeah, sorry its just too scrambled.

there's no way to get a good yolk out of this mess..

Let me just turn this omelette over

Honey, your scrambled eggs are ready!

I made scrambled huevos today that are so light and fluffy an insect could use them as a boat.

In other words, egg-sail-ant.

I really like my eggs over-easy. Today, I was gonna try them scrambled...

...but it's not worth the whisk.

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I decided to have scrambled eggs this morning...

Immediately after thinking "I'll just flip this omelette."

A man walks into a diner for breakfast...

He asks to look at the special. The waitress tells him the special is chicken tongue. Horrified, the man says "I would never eat something that came out of a chicken's mouth!"

"Fine," says the waitress, "What'll you have?"

The man replies, "Two scrambled eggs please."

How is your diet going?

"Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast."

"Scrambled?"

"Cadbury."

I can never find a good channel where people boil eggs

They're always scrambled

He said: How's the diet going?

He said: How's the diet going?
She said: not so good, I had eggs for breakfast.
He said: scrambled?
She said : Cadbury's

How did the egg get up the mountain?

It scrambled up!

What do you call this?

esgg

egsg

gseg

segg

Scrambled eggs.

What do Vegans and Pro-Lifers have in common? [NSFW]

They both hate scrambled eggs


What do you call a pig mixed with a centipede?

Bacon and scrambled legs.

Courtesy of my 6 year old daughter. She said she made it up and I can't verify that but it cracked us up so I thought I'd share.

I've never made scrambled eggs before

but I thought I'd wisk it.

Most people like their eggs fried or scrambled, I like mine baked...

in cookies, brownies and cake.

What do you call it when a woman mixes up her ovaries?

Scrambled eggs

What does someone with polio get for breakfast?

Scrambled legs

S G E G

Scrambled Eggs.

Sgeg

Anyone for scrambled eggs?

A caterer was sprinting down the hallway with a pan of scrambled eggs. My first instinct repsonse:

"I hope they like their eggs runny"

What is Kanye's phone passowrd?

Six 0s but scrambled up.

I have been a vegan for my whole life, but after my friends kept urging me to eat scrambled eggs, i finally did.

Tbh it wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

I have a secret.

I speak egg language.

But it is a little scrambled

My wife asked me if I was good at making scrambled eggs.

"Yes," I replied, "I worked at an abortion clinic for a while."

What did the spoiled egg say to the scrambled egg?

Boilt egggg: Yo looks a mess!

Scramble ehg: boi

Why did the chicken get an abortion?

She wanted scrambled eggs.

When a member of certain religious fraternities eats scrambled eggs.

It goes out of the frying pan and into the friar.

A joke about eggs

An egg soldier is on a battlefield, trying to make contact with the egg commander.

"Sir, can you hear me?"

"Yes but there's a large amount of static on your end."

"Just as I thought."

"What do you mean, corporal?"

"Our communications have been scrambled."

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