Following is our collection of Scrambled jokes which are very funny. There are some scrambled scramble jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these scrambled omlette puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
True story: I was at the store with my son and my wife. I have a habit of flipping my wedding ring in the air like a coin and catching it. My son saw me do it and tried to grab it in mid air, causing it to fall to the ground. He scrambled to get it and I said, "Son, hand me that! It's expensive!"
My son asked me, "how much did it cost, dad?"
I replied, "my life."
Scrambled egg
Scrambled Eggs.
Scrambled EGGS
Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.
Up until you flip the omelette, you don't know if it's an omelette or scrambled eggs.
If it flips, omelette it is
If it doesn't, scrambled it is
My poor, mixed-up kids...
and then.. it.. did..
yeah, sorry its just too scrambled.
there's no way to get a good yolk out of this mess..
Honey, your scrambled eggs are ready!
In other words, egg-sail-ant.
...but it's not worth the whisk.
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Immediately after thinking "I'll just flip this omelette."
He asks to look at the special. The waitress tells him the special is chicken tongue. Horrified, the man says "I would never eat something that came out of a chicken's mouth!"
"Fine," says the waitress, "What'll you have?"
The man replies, "Two scrambled eggs please."
"Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast."
"Scrambled?"
"Cadbury."
They're always scrambled
He said: How's the diet going?
She said: not so good, I had eggs for breakfast.
He said: scrambled?
She said : Cadbury's
It scrambled up!
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Scrambled eggs.
They both hate scrambled eggs
Bacon and scrambled legs.
Courtesy of my 6 year old daughter. She said she made it up and I can't verify that but it cracked us up so I thought I'd share.
but I thought I'd wisk it.
in cookies, brownies and cake.
Scrambled eggs
Scrambled legs
Scrambled Eggs.
Anyone for scrambled eggs?
"I hope they like their eggs runny"
Six 0s but scrambled up.
Tbh it wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
I speak egg language.
But it is a little scrambled
"Yes," I replied, "I worked at an abortion clinic for a while."
Boilt egggg: Yo looks a mess!
Scramble ehg: boi
She wanted scrambled eggs.
It goes out of the frying pan and into the friar.
An egg soldier is on a battlefield, trying to make contact with the egg commander.
"Sir, can you hear me?"
"Yes but there's a large amount of static on your end."
"Just as I thought."
"What do you mean, corporal?"
"Our communications have been scrambled."
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