Scrambled Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

My wife wasn't happy.

True story: I was at the store with my son and my wife. I have a habit of flipping my wedding ring in the air like a coin and catching it. My son saw me do it and tried to grab it in mid air, causing it to fall to the ground. He scrambled to get it and I said, "Son, hand me that! It's expensive!"

My son asked me, "how much did it cost, dad?"

I replied, "my life."

What do you call a pig mixed with a centipede?

Bacon and scrambled legs.

Courtesy of my 6 year old daughter. She said she made it up and I can't verify that but it cracked us up so I thought I'd share.

I decided to have scrambled eggs this morning...

Immediately after thinking "I'll just flip this omelette."

What do you call this?

esgg

egsg

gseg

segg


Scrambled eggs.

Sgeg

Anyone for scrambled eggs?

What do Vegans and Pro-Lifers have in common? [NSFW]

They both hate scrambled eggs

I've never made scrambled eggs before

but I thought I'd wisk it.

After he fell off the wall, Humpty Dumpty fell on hard times....

He couldn't get his life together. Humpty didn't remember eggsactly what happened. He was diagnosed with amnesia and his memories were scrambled from that moment. Humpty walked out of the hospital he was all yolked up and crying. He fell to drugs and became a crack head. Humpty became a true shell of himself before he went to rehab. It was difficult for him since people were hard boiling him with questions about his state of mind. Humpty couldn't take all this stress and he started to mentally break fast. But, with help from a doctor, went back to normal and everything became sunny side up.

I really like my eggs over-easy. Today, I was gonna try them scrambled...

...but it's not worth the whisk.

He said: How's the diet going?

He said: How's the diet going?
She said: not so good, I had eggs for breakfast.
He said: scrambled?
She said : Cadbury's

Most people like their eggs fried or scrambled, I like mine baked...

in cookies, brownies and cake.

I can never find a good channel where people boil eggs

They're always scrambled

What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg

I'm starting a new abortion clinic and naming it...

Scrambled Eggs.

How did the egg get up the mountain?

It scrambled up!

A man walks into a diner for breakfast...

He asks to look at the special. The waitress tells him the special is chicken tongue. Horrified, the man says "I would never eat something that came out of a chicken's mouth!"

"Fine," says the waitress, "What'll you have?"

The man replies, "Two scrambled eggs please."

How is your diet going?

"Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast."

"Scrambled?"

"Cadbury."

S G E G

Scrambled Eggs.

What do you call it when a woman mixes up her ovaries?

Scrambled eggs

Our breakfast is GEGS.

Scrambled EGGS

A caterer was sprinting down the hallway with a pan of scrambled eggs. My first instinct repsonse:

"I hope they like their eggs runny"

Why did the chicken get an abortion?

She wanted scrambled eggs.

Why did the chicken do jumping jacks?

She wanted scrambled eggs

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