Scram Jokes
2 scram jokes and hilarious scram puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scram that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly & Ridiculous Scram Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What is a good scram joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A guy suddenly hears a knock on his door at 2 in the morning.
Dragging himself out of bed, he goes to answer it. There in the doorway is a man and he asks, sorry to bother you, can you give me a push?
The guy tell him to scram and goes back to bed. After a mini, he remembers when he ran out of gas once and decides to help the poor fellow.
He gets back out of bed, goes outside and says into the night, if you still need that push I can help.
Then he hears, great! I'm over here on the swings!
How do you scramble a female cat?
You whisker.
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