Scrabble Jokes

Funniest Scrabble Short Jokes

Short scrabble jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scrabble humour may include short board game jokes also.

1. My wife found out i was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding... She got so mad and said she's never gonna play scrabble with me ever again
2. I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
3. Playing Scrabble is like talking to women... You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words.
4. A Scrabble game got dumped all over the interstate highway. That's the word on the street at least.
5. Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road... ...that's the word on the street anyway.
6. I always get the worst letters when I'm playing Scrabble... Like the one telling me my grandmother died...
7. Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids. It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.
8. I found myself stuck with the letters 'D' and 'O' at the end of a game of scrabble. I had to try and make do
9. My dog ate some scrabble pieces and now he looks like he's about to throw up This could spell trouble
10. Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words. The object is to see who can out trump who.

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Scrabble One Liners

Which scrabble one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scrabble? I can suggest the ones about crossword and play on word.

1. My dog ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. I took him to the vet. No word yet.
2. My friends say I get sadistic when I'm losing at Scrabble But I made them eat their words
3. I can't believe I just lost in Scrabble.. There's no F in WAY
4. The Scrabble museum was robbed last night. the curators are at a loss for words.
5. Love is overrated it's only 5 pts in Scrabble.
6. My mom thought she could beat me at Scrabble But I wooden letter
7. Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand... E-I-E-I-O.
8. Playing Scrabble IRL is like having... dyslexia
9. Never make puns during a Scrabble match. Your opponent may not like your wordplay.
10. How do lexicographers compile dictionaries? They scrabble about for words.
11. I nearly dropped my game of scrabble It could've spelled disaster if I actually did
12. Last night I had 4 E's Hardest round of scrabble ever
13. Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble? It had run out of lettuce
14. Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
    And wins.
15. What do you get when you put Scrabble letters in a leaf blower? The Welsh Language

Scrabble Tile Jokes

Here is a list of funny scrabble tile jokes and even better scrabble tile puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Sonny and Cher are playing scrabble. Sonny draws a tile out of the bag and Cher asks him what he picked. He replies "I've got U babe"
• My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ... ... SPINE.
• I've bought up all the Scrabble games I can get my hands on. I heard there's a lot of money in text tiles.
• Last week my dog ate the bag of scrabble tiles. Ever since then he has been leaving little messages around the house.
• Why did the Scrabble player stop looking for the three missing pieces? It was a few-tile search.

Scrabble Letter Jokes

Here is a list of funny scrabble letter jokes and even better scrabble letter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I forgot to renew the fee for my Scrabble membership Now they're sending me threatening letters!
• I'm pretty sure my dog ate all the letters to my game of Scrabble. He keeps leaving me little messages around the house.
• I had a game of scrabble with Midge Ure. I had four letters that meant nothing to me... O,V,N,R

Cheeky Scrabble Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about scrabble you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spelling bee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scrabble pranks.