Scrabble Jokes
108 scrabble jokes and hilarious scrabble puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scrabble that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Learn some of the funniest Scrabble jokes to share with your friends as you battle each other for the highest score! Whether it's Scrabble tile puns or word play with Scrabble letter combinations, get ready to laugh as you create the best words to get your friends and family laughing. Get tips for finding the best Scrabble words starting with different letters and ways to make your game of Scrabble stand out. Have a ball playing Scrabble and lacrosse on the plateau!
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Funniest Scrabble Short Jokes
Short scrabble jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scrabble humour may include short board game jokes also.
- My wife found out i was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding... She got so mad and said she's never gonna play scrabble with me ever again
- I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
- This is a bit wordy… I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, and now I'm experiencing some unexpected vowel movements. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
- after my wife found my letters I had to come clean and tell her I was cheating She said she will never play scrabble with me again
- My wife found out I was cheating My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding…
She got mad and said she is never playing Scrabble with me ever again!! - Playing Scrabble is like talking to women... You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words.
- I got drunk last night and swallowed some scrabble tiles Next trip to the toilet could spell disaster..
- I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next vowel movement could spell disaster.
- A Scrabble game got dumped all over the interstate highway. That's the word on the street at least.
- My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding. She got mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again
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Scrabble One Liners
Which scrabble one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scrabble? I can suggest the ones about crossword and crossword puzzles.
- I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles My next dump could spell disaster
- My dog ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. I took him to the vet. No word yet.
- I ate a bunch of scrabble pieces earlier So going to the bathroom could spell disaster
- My dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. I left him at the vets. No word yet.
- My friends say I get sadistic when I'm losing at Scrabble But I made them eat their words
- I can't believe I just lost in Scrabble.. There's no F in WAY
- A truck carrying Scrabble games crashed yesterday That's the word on the street, anyway
- The Scrabble museum was robbed last night. the curators are at a loss for words.
- Love is overrated it's only 5 pts in Scrabble.
- My mom thought she could beat me at Scrabble But I wooden letter
- Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand... E-I-E-I-O.
- Playing Scrabble IRL is like having... dyslexia
- Never make puns during a Scrabble match. Your opponent may not like your wordplay.
- How do lexicographers compile dictionaries? They scrabble about for words.
- I nearly dropped my game of scrabble It could've spelled disaster if I actually did
Scrabble Tile Jokes
Here is a list of funny scrabble tile jokes and even better scrabble tile puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I just ate a load of scrabble tiles. Now I'm terrified my next trip to the toilet will spell disaster.
- I ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles. I went to the doctor and he said: "Your next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster."
- I swallowed some Scrabble tiles earlier. I am not looking forward to my next vowel movement.
- I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles Now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements. My next trip to the bathroom could spell DISASTER.
- Patient: "I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles!" Doctor: "Your next trip to the toilet could spell disaster"
- I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
- I just swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles! My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster...
- Sonny and Cher are playing scrabble. Sonny draws a tile out of the bag and Cher asks him what he picked. He replies "I've got U babe"
- Help! I just ate a bagful of scrabble tiles! My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster for me.
- My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ... ... SPINE.
Scrabble Letter Jokes
Here is a list of funny scrabble letter jokes and even better scrabble letter puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My wife recently discovered I was cheating after she found all those letters I'd been hiding. She got really mad and said she's never going to play Scrabble with me again.
- I always get the worst letters when I'm playing Scrabble... Like the one telling me my grandmother died...
- Yesterday, I saw a man spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him:
"What's the word on the streets?" - I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I knelt down to help him pick his letters up.
Then I asked, "What's the word on the street?"
## - My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding... She got mad and said she's never playing scrabble with me again.
- I found myself stuck with the letters 'D' and 'O' at the end of a game of scrabble. I had to try and make do
- My wife found I was cheating when she saw the letters I was hiding After that she refuses to play Scrabble with me ever again
- My girlfriend found out I cheated on her after she found all those letters... She got mad and said we're never playing Scrabble again.
- I forgot to renew the fee for my Scrabble membership Now they're sending me threatening letters!
- I heard that someone dropped their scrabble letters on the ground At least... that's the word on the street
Cheeky Scrabble Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about scrabble you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean play on word jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scrabble pranks.
When is the best time to have diarrhea?
During scrabble. Because it's worth a s**... of points.
- Zach Galifianakis
Mice
We've had a few mice in the house recently so I set a few traps.
The next day I went down to check and was very surprised with what I found.
I jumped back into bed and said to the wife, "There are some clever mice in this area."
"Why?" she asked, "Did they get the cheese without springing the traps?"
"They didn't go near them," I replied. "They're sitting in the living room playing Scrabble."
I was playing a quiet game of Scrabble with a friend
and he's a very sore loser. He was losing so badly, that he got extremely angry, picked up the bag and started throwing words beginning with 'th' at me.
I managed to dodge this, there and then. But I did not see that coming.
How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?
Remove the vowels in his rack.
I've bought up all the Scrabble games I can get my hands on.
I heard there's a lot of money in text tiles.
Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road...
...that's the word on the street anyway.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, What's the word on the street?
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words.
The object is to see who can out trump who.
What's the most dangerous part about Scrabble
It's all fun and games until someone loses an I
Somebody left their Scrabble game in the middle of the road.
At least that's the word on the street.
It's old man Jenkin's 94th birthday at the old folks home
He asked a member of staff "young woman, how old are you?"
The woman replied "why, I'm 24"
Old man Jenkins says "do you know how many times 94 can go into 24?"
The woman says "I have no idea"
Jenkins whispers in her ear "meet me after scrabble practice and we can find out"
Soon after my girlfriend got pregnant, I got scared. She then got angry and shouted! Then I got high and vanished.
Then we both got bored of Scrabble and had s**....
Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids.
It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.
I was playing scrabble and my dad played the word 'stneve'
Needless to say, it was an unexpected turn of events.
Why is it impossible to keep Oedipus from cheating at Scrabble?
He's always trying to look at his mother's rack.
My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding. She kicked over the table, stormed out of the room and shouted that she's never...
...playing Scrabble with me again.
Yesterday, I saw a guy spill all his scrabble tiles on the street..
I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
2 spies in an interrogation room
The interrogator sat in front of them and asked for names.
Spy A says to the other
"Whatever you do, dont say a word"
A few seconds later Spy B said
"Fdugyop"
The Spy A looked at Spy B and said
"what did just say?"
Spy B replied
"Oh when we played scrabble you said '*thats not a word*' and NOW its a word"
How Canada Was Named
So the dignitaries of the associated Provinces of what we now call "Canada" got together over a game of Scrabble to determine the name of the country. They decided they would pick the name based on the first three letters they grabbed. First one: "C, eh?" Second one, "n, eh?" Third one, "d, eh?"
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles...
He kept leaving little messages around the house.
Yesterday I saw a man spill scrabble letters on the road
So I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
My dog ate some scrabble pieces and now he looks like he's about to throw up
This could spell trouble
Who would win at scrabble between a Squirrel and a Raccoon?
The Squirrel, it has a Q in it!
Funny indeed
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
I saw a guy spill his scrabble letters on the road
I asked him "whats the word on the street"
I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.
My next p**... could spell disaster!
My dog ate all my scrabble tiles once.
His next s**... spelt disaster.
I got hungry while playing scrabble, so I ate all of the pieces
Tomorrows bowel movement could spell trouble
When I was younger, I jammed a scrabble tile into my nerf gun and shot my brother at close range in the forehead, killing him instantly.
I didn't mean to kill him though, I thought it was a blank.
I just picked up MDMA and l**...
Worst round of scrabble ever.
My brother and I made a bet— whoever lost our Scrabble game would have to eat a tray full of the tiles.
My next p**... could spell disaster.
My wife knows I've been cheating.
She found the letters that I've been hiding around the house.
She says she is upset. She says she is angry. She feels disappointed, let down an hurt.
She's lost trust and doesn't know how we can get past it.
Worst of all though, she says she doesn't know if she can ever play Scrabble with me again.
