scrabble Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious scrabble puns

My wife found out i was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding...

She got so mad and said she's never gonna play scrabble with me ever again

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I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles...

My next bowel movement could spell disaster.

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I was given MDMA and LSD tonight...

What a shit way to start a game of Scrabble.

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My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding. She kicked over the table, stormed out of the room and shouted that she's never...

...playing Scrabble with me again.

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I accidentally ate a handful of scrabble tiles...

My next bowel movement could spell disaster

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Accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles last night

My next shit could spell trouble

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I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles

My next dump could spell disaster

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I just swallowed a whole box of scrabble pieces...

My next shit could spell disaster

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Playing Scrabble is like talking to women...

You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words.

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Accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles last night.

Going for a crap could spell trouble.

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A Scrabble game got dumped all over the interstate highway.

That's the word on the street at least.

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Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road...

...that's the word on the street anyway.

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I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

My next crap could spell disaster.

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I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles lastnight..

My next poop could spell, Disaster.

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I ate a bunch of scrabble pieces earlier

So going to the bathroom could spell disaster

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I was given MDMA and LSD tonight…

What a horrible way to start a game of Scrabble...

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Soon after my girlfriend got pregnant, I got scared. She then got angry and shouted! Then I got high and vanished.

Then we both got bored of Scrabble and had sex.

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I cheated on my girlfriend

We were playing Scrabble. I was supposed to take 4 letters and I actually took 5. Then I went upstairs and I fucked her sister.

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I always get the worst letters when I'm playing Scrabble...

Like the one telling me my grandmother died...

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Never swallow scrabble tiles...

That shit could spell disaster

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Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids.

It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.

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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, What's the word on the street?

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

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I object to female genital mutilation.

It is hard enough find a clitoris with having to scrabble through the skip bin behind a Somali mosque.

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2 spies in an interrogation room

The interrogator sat in front of them and asked for names.

Spy A says to the other

"Whatever you do, dont say a word"

A few seconds later Spy B said

"Fdugyop"

The Spy A looked at Spy B and said

"what did just say?"

Spy B replied

"Oh when we played scrabble you said '*thats not a word*' and NOW its a word"

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I lost a Scrabble game today when my opponent played the word "Clitoris".

I was amazed at how fast he found it.

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I just ate a load of scrabble tiles.

Now I'm terrified my next trip to the toilet will spell disaster.

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I swallowed some Scrabble tiles earlier.

I am not looking forward to my next vowel movement.

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How do you get Jizz off of a Scrabble board?

Don't bother. That shit's worth 29 points.

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I was playing a quiet game of Scrabble with a friend

and he's a very sore loser. He was losing so badly, that he got extremely angry, picked up the bag and started throwing words beginning with 'th' at me.

I managed to dodge this, there and then. But I did not see that coming.

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Mice

We've had a few mice in the house recently so I set a few traps.

The next day I went down to check and was very surprised with what I found.

I jumped back into bed and said to the wife, "There are some clever mice in this area."

"Why?" she asked, "Did they get the cheese without springing the traps?"

"They didn't go near them," I replied. "They're sitting in the living room playing Scrabble."

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I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles this morning..

My next shit could spell disaster.

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2 spies were captured by the goverment

They both sat in the interrogation room.

The first spy whispered to the second spy "Whatever you do.... Dont say a word..."

An officer came into the room and asked "what is your name?"

The second spy just looked down for a few seconds and said "jabbaracko"

The first spy stared at the second spy angrily and whispered "what did i just say?!"

The second spy looked at the other and said "Oh when we played Scrabble you said 'thats not a word' but NOW its a word"

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I got drunk yesterday and ate some scrabble tiles....

Seemed fun at the time, but now that I'm sober, I fear my next poop could spell disaster.

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I can't believe I just lost in Scrabble..

There's no F in WAY

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How Canada Was Named

So the dignitaries of the associated Provinces of what we now call "Canada" got together over a game of Scrabble to determine the name of the country. They decided they would pick the name based on the first three letters they grabbed. First one: "C, eh?" Second one, "n, eh?" Third one, "d, eh?"

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What are the most funny Scrabble jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Scrabble? Well, here are the best Scrabble dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Scrabble pick up lines to share with friends.

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