Scrabble Jokes

What are some Scrabble jokes?

My wife found out i was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding...

She got so mad and said she's never gonna play scrabble with me ever again

I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles...

My next bowel movement could spell disaster.

My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding. She kicked over the table, stormed out of the room and shouted that she's never...

...playing Scrabble with me again.

I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles

My next dump could spell disaster

Playing Scrabble is like talking to women...

You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words.

A Scrabble game got dumped all over the interstate highway.

That's the word on the street at least.

Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road...

...that's the word on the street anyway.

I ate a bunch of scrabble pieces earlier

So going to the bathroom could spell disaster

Soon after my girlfriend got pregnant, I got scared. She then got angry and shouted! Then I got high and vanished.

Then we both got bored of Scrabble and had sex.

I always get the worst letters when I'm playing Scrabble...

Like the one telling me my grandmother died...

Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids.

It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, What's the word on the street?

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

2 spies in an interrogation room

The interrogator sat in front of them and asked for names.

Spy A says to the other

"Whatever you do, dont say a word"

A few seconds later Spy B said

"Fdugyop"

The Spy A looked at Spy B and said

"what did just say?"

Spy B replied

"Oh when we played scrabble you said '*thats not a word*' and NOW its a word"

I just ate a load of scrabble tiles.

Now I'm terrified my next trip to the toilet will spell disaster.

I swallowed some Scrabble tiles earlier.

I am not looking forward to my next vowel movement.

I was playing a quiet game of Scrabble with a friend

and he's a very sore loser. He was losing so badly, that he got extremely angry, picked up the bag and started throwing words beginning with 'th' at me.

I managed to dodge this, there and then. But I did not see that coming.

Mice

We've had a few mice in the house recently so I set a few traps.

The next day I went down to check and was very surprised with what I found.

I jumped back into bed and said to the wife, "There are some clever mice in this area."

"Why?" she asked, "Did they get the cheese without springing the traps?"

"They didn't go near them," I replied. "They're sitting in the living room playing Scrabble."

2 spies were captured by the goverment

They both sat in the interrogation room.

The first spy whispered to the second spy "Whatever you do.... Dont say a word..."

An officer came into the room and asked "what is your name?"

The second spy just looked down for a few seconds and said "jabbaracko"

The first spy stared at the second spy angrily and whispered "what did i just say?!"

The second spy looked at the other and said "Oh when we played Scrabble you said 'thats not a word' but NOW its a word"

I can't believe I just lost in Scrabble..

There's no F in WAY

How Canada Was Named

So the dignitaries of the associated Provinces of what we now call "Canada" got together over a game of Scrabble to determine the name of the country. They decided they would pick the name based on the first three letters they grabbed. First one: "C, eh?" Second one, "n, eh?" Third one, "d, eh?"

My friends say I get sadistic when I'm losing at Scrabble

But I made them eat their words

I found myself stuck with the letters 'D' and 'O' at the end of a game of scrabble.

I had to try and make do

A truck carrying Scrabble games crashed yesterday

That's the word on the street, anyway

I was invited to a party full of vegans, but I wasn't there for very long.

We all sat down on the floor. Somebody brought out Monopoly, Frustration, Scrabble, Chess, Risk, Uno, Checkers, Yahtzee, Trivial Pursuit and Connect Four.

Everybody in the room suddenly turned to me. The guy that had brought in all these games said, "So, which one shall we play?"

"Erm," I hesitated, all eyes glaring at me with anticipation, "I don't know--I, there's so much to choose from."

"Well, what's your favourite game?" he insisted.

In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have said "venison".

My dog ate some scrabble pieces and now he looks like he's about to throw up

This could spell trouble

The Scrabble museum was robbed last night.

the curators are at a loss for words.

Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words.

The object is to see who can out trump who.

Why is it impossible to keep Oedipus from cheating at Scrabble?

He's always trying to look at his mother's rack.

What's the most dangerous part about Scrabble

It's all fun and games until someone loses an I

When is the best time to have diarrhea?

During scrabble. Because it's worth a shitload of points.
- Zach Galifianakis

Love is overrated

it's only 5 pts in Scrabble.

My girlfriend found out I cheated on her after she found all those letters...

She got mad and said we're never playing Scrabble again.

Help! I just ate a bagful of scrabble tiles!

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster for me.

My mom thought she could beat me at Scrabble

But I wooden letter

Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand...

E-I-E-I-O.

Somebody left their Scrabble game in the middle of the road.

At least that's the word on the street.

I was playing scrabble and my dad played the word 'stneve'

Needless to say, it was an unexpected turn of events.

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles...

He kept leaving little messages around the house.

My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ...

... SPINE.

I heard that someone dropped their scrabble letters on the ground

At least... that's the word on the street

Yesterday, I saw a guy spill all his scrabble tiles on the street..

I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Yesterday I saw a man spill scrabble letters on the road

So I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

Who would win at scrabble between a Squirrel and a Raccoon?

The Squirrel, it has a Q in it!

I've bought up all the Scrabble games I can get my hands on.

I heard there's a lot of money in text tiles.

Always remember that there's no i in team .

I learned that the hard way during a game of scrabble.

It's old man Jenkin's 94th birthday at the old folks home

He asked a member of staff "young woman, how old are you?"
The woman replied "why, I'm 24"
Old man Jenkins says "do you know how many times 94 can go into 24?"
The woman says "I have no idea"
Jenkins whispers in her ear "meet me after scrabble practice and we can find out"

Never make puns during a Scrabble match.

Your opponent may not like your wordplay.

I'm pretty sure my dog ate all the letters to my game of Scrabble.

He keeps leaving me little messages around the house.

I nearly dropped my game of scrabble

It could've spelled disaster if I actually did

I swallowed some scrabble tiles yesterday...

My next bowel movement could spell disaster!


Haven't seen this in a while, thought I'd repost

How do lexicographers compile dictionaries?

They scrabble about for words.

I found out my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles...

No wonder there were messages all over the kitchen floor

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

I got drunk playing Scrabble and somehow swallowed 8 tiles

My next vowel movement could spell disaster.

Playing Scrabble IRL is like having...

dyslexia

Last night I had 4 E's

Hardest round of scrabble ever

I guess George Lucas is not a Scrabble fan.

It's R1 D2.

I enjoy musical Scrabble.

I play some phonies.

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