Scout Leader Jokes
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A boy scout says to his scout leader, "Sir, is this snake poisonous?" The scout leader says, "No, that snake's not poisonous at all." So the boy picks up the snake, which bites him and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look on in horror...
The scout leader says, "But that snake is venomous. Poison is ingested or absorbed, while venom is injected. Let's get it right next time, boys."
No, that snake's not poisonous at all.
A boy scout says to his scout leader, Sir, is this snake poisonous?
The scout leader says, No, that snake's not poisonous at all.
So the boy picks up the snake which bites him, and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look on in horror.
The scout leader says, But that snake is venomous. Poison is ingested or absorbed, while venom is injected. Let's get it right next time, boys.
My scout leader used me to start a fire.
I was stoked
I was banned from being a Scout leader after a baking mishap on a joint group weekend camping trip.
I fudged a Brownie.
My scout leader taught me a very valuable lesson...
... "If you lick your fingers and wet it a little, it will slide right in". Threading needles has never been this easy!
Why did the scout leader get arrested?
They caught him eating a brownie
An ex-boy scout leader goes shopping for food..
He gets home and opens his bag of beef jerky..
"Tastes like boy scouts," he said.
LGBT Girl Scout Leader Arrested
She was thrown in jail for eating Brownies.
What did the pack leader say to the white girl trying to get into Boy Scouts?
Can you knot?
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