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Scotty Jokes

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Comical Scotty Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What is a good scotty joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

What did Jesus say before He ascended to Heaven on the 40th day of Easter?

"Beam me up, Scotty."

Why did the Chicago Bulls keep Scotty Pippen on the team?

So Michael Jordan had something to put his cigars out on.

If there's a Scottish man out there with a magical smile that cheers up anyone he encounters....

Then beam me up Scotty!

Scotty doesn't know.

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