Scottland Jokes
3 scottland jokes and hilarious scottland puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scottland that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Scottland Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good scottland joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
There is a major flood warning in the UK
A lot of water is coming from Scottland p**... themselves in laughter
A physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician are riding a train in Scottland
Suddenly, they spot a black sheep in the field.
The engineer says, "See! All sheep in Scottland are black!"
The physicist exclaims, "No! Some sheep in Scottland are black!"
The mathematician, disgusted, says, "No! In Scottland, there exists at least one sheep, at least one side of which is black, when seen from a running train!"
A man walks into a pub in London
After a few drinks he notices two very large women with thick accents sitting by the bar.
So he asks, "Hey, are you ladies from Scottland?"
One of them replies, "It's WALES, you IDIOT!"
He immediately apologizes, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scottland?"
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