Scotsman Sheep Jokes
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How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
Very satisfying.
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Scots vs English
Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Cause sheep can hear a zipper at 50 yards.
Why do the English wear trousers? Cause goats are deaf.
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So a Scottish man is talking to his angry girlfriend....
She goes, "How many other girls have you had s**... with?" The Scotsman starts counting in his head, but after the 12th sheep, he falls asleep.
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What's the difference between a Scotsman that's vegan and one that's not?
The vegan *makes love* to the sheep.
How many sheep?
Does it take to make a sweater?
As a Scotsman, it only takes The Right Sheep, to make me, a sweater.
A Scotsman is tending his flock of sheep... (long)
when he decides to take a nap under a nearby tree.
After he falls asleep, a young woman walking on a nearby road decides to play a joke on him.
She lifts up his kilt, takes a ribbon from her hair, ties it around his manhood, and leaves with a giggle.
After awhile the Scotsman wakes up and walks over by the bushes to take a wee.
He lifts up his kilt and is amazed to see a bright blue ribbon tied around his manhood.
without skipping a beat he says "well I don't know where you've been laddie, but I can see you won first prize!"
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