Scorching Jokes
5 scorching jokes and hilarious scorching puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scorching that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Fun Scorching Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What is a good scorching joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Right after takeoff, a pilot comes on the microphone to welcome his passengers. Thank you for flying with us. The weather is....
Then he suddenly starts screaming while still on the mic, OH MY GOD! IT IS BURNING!!, IT IS BURNING!
Then silence.
A few seconds later, he comes back on and says, I'm terribly sorry about what happened. I spilled some scorching hot coffee on my lap...you should see my pants!!
A voice from the back of the plane yelled, Why don't you come here and see ours?
Oscar Pistorius was keen to get a new bathroom door....
but his girlfriend was dead against it.
Source: Scorch-O-Rama cafe, Wellington, New Zealand
A guy pulled up next to me in his Honda on a scorching day....
.... and asked if he could fry and egg on the hood of my black car on a dare.
I looked back at him incredulously and said "Why not do it on your own Accord?"
Im really bad at culinary terms,
Char, sear, flambe, caramelise, scorch.
It's all Greek to me.
Are you a car with the windows rolled up on a scorching hot summer day?
Because I want to put a baby inside you.
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