The Best 16 Scope Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Scope jokes. There are some scope widen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these scope gun puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Scope Jokes and Puns

A psycopath goes into a store

He approaches the person at the counter and asks:

-Hello sir, may I have an assault rifle, 3,000 rounds, a scope, and a box of penicillin?

-Sorry sir, I can't sell you penicillin without a prescription.

Two men go hunting......

One guy is looking through his new scope and says, "Hey I can see your house from here and your wife's cheating on ya." He buddy says, "I'm tired of her. Shoot her in the head and him in the private parts." He looks back and says, "I can get that in one shot."

When is the only time you're smiling and winking at your mother in law?

When you're looking at her through a rifle scope.

Scope joke, When is the only time you're smiling and winking at your mother in law?

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Today I really missed my Ex

I think I need a better scope.


This guy's out hunting with his buddy.

He's got his scope up and says, "Oh my God, I can see your house from here and your wife's cheating on you with another guy!"

His buddy says, "I've had it with her. Shoot her in the head and shoot him in the private parts."

And his buddy replies, "Cool I can hit that with one shot!"

My friend was testing his mic for Discord, I told him to get a Scope

So he wont have Troubleshooting

Scope joke, My friend was testing his mic for Discord, I told him to get a Scope

A horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

A horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender says why the long face?

The horse let's out a sigh and says "I'm a metaphysical character that exists only in the scope of this joke and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence.''

What do you call an excellent marksman with bad breath?

No Scope

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

I'm gonna need some specs or an outline of the scope, before I can get you an estimate.

I think the lady across the street is after me,

I see her looking at pictures of me through my rifle scope.

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In the words of Kurt Cobain

Check this sweet no scope

I will never forget where i was when JFK was shot

Looking down the scope of a rifle

What do you call it when you kill someone with your bad breath from a long distance away?

No scope

Two hunters and a cheat

Two men are walking up a mountain when one realizes he could see his friends house using the scope on his rifle
guy 1 " Hey look i can see your house from here!...and it looks like your wife is cheating on you"

guy 2 "just great! we leave just for a little trip and she has, has her 'friend' over. go and shoot em both! her in the head and him in the privet area"

guy 1 "watch me get that in one shot!"

There was a pirate ship...

And the man in the crow's nest looked through his scope and yelled down to the captain "ONE ship on the horizon!". The captain then said "Get me my red shirt, for if I am wounded in battle, my crew will not see me bleeding and they will fight on". The man in the crow's nest looked again yelled down to the captain "TEN ships on the horizon!!!" The captain then said "Get me my brown pants."

Scope joke, There was a pirate ship...

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