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27 scope jokes and hilarious scope puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scope that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Have a laugh at the expense of scope creep! Check out this collection of jokes that are all about the project scope, the extent, and the ever-expanding range of a project or task. Get ready to chuckle at the broadness of these jokes and the funnier side to scope creep!

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Popular Scope Short Jokes

Short scope jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scope humour may include short spec jokes also.

  1. When is the only time you're smiling and winking at your mother in law? When you're looking at her through a rifle scope.
  2. How is working in I.T. like being a wizard? You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
  3. My friend was testing his mic for discord, I told him to get a Scope So he wont have Troubleshooting
  4. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? I'm gonna need some specs or an outline of the scope, before I can get you an estimate.
  5. A programmer makes a robot girlfriend. He tries interacting by text, putting in "i <3 u". But the robot unfortunately responds: "i not defined in this scope. u not defined in this scope."
  6. I think the lady across the street is after me, I see her looking at pictures of me through my rifle scope.
  7. What do you call it when you kill someone with your bad breath from a long distance away? No scope
  8. What Would You Do To A Retro Game To Make It Seem More Modern? Mario being able to do a 360 No Scope

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Scope One Liners

Which scope one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scope? I can suggest the ones about aspect and reach.

  1. The scope fell off my rifle. I feel so aimless...
  2. Today I really missed my Ex I think I need a better scope.
  3. Gyroscopes? Why not falafel-scopes?
  4. How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is? You use an o-silly-scope!
  5. What do you call an excellent marksman with bad breath? No Scope
  6. In the words of Kurt Cobain Check this sweet no scope
  7. What do ghosts use to predict the future? Horror-scopes!
  8. I will never forget where i was when JFK was shot Looking down the scope of a rifle
  9. What kind of toothpaste do MLG use? Pretty much anything, just no Scope.
  10. I remember the last time I saw both Skrillex and Drake... it was through a rifle scope.
  11. What makes an awful s**...? Bad scoping mechanisms
  12. What does a stripper call a pregnancy test? A w**...-o-scope!

Scope joke, What does a stripper call a pregnancy test?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about scope can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of scope puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Laughable Scope Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about scope you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean coverage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make scope prank.

A psycopath goes into a store

He approaches the person at the counter and asks:
-Hello sir, may I have an assault rifle, 3,000 rounds, a scope, and a box of penicillin?
-Sorry sir, I can't sell you penicillin without a prescription.

Two men go hunting......

o**... is looking through his new scope and says, "Hey I can see your house from here and your wife's cheating on ya." He buddy says, "I'm tired of her. Shoot her in the head and him in the private parts." He looks back and says, "I can get that in one shot."

Two snipers are going through the desert when all of a sudden they come under fire...

"Spotter"... says the shooter, "find out where those shots are coming from!"
So the spotter takes out his scope and starts panning round... "I think I found them. There is a small shrub, covered in bacon, gammon, and pork chops"
"That's them..."says the shooter... "it's a ham-bush!"

This guy's out hunting with his buddy.

He's got his scope up and says, "Oh my God, I can see your house from here and your wife's cheating on you with another guy!"
His buddy says, "I've had it with her. Shoot her in the head and shoot him in the private parts."
And his buddy replies, "Cool I can hit that with one shot!"

A horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

A horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says why the long face?
The horse let's out a sigh and says "I'm a metaphysical character that exists only in the scope of this joke and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence.''

There was a pirate ship...

And the man in the crow's nest looked through his scope and yelled down to the captain "ONE ship on the horizon!". The captain then said "Get me my red shirt, for if I am wounded in battle, my crew will not see me bleeding and they will fight on". The man in the crow's nest looked again yelled down to the captain "TEN ships on the horizon!!!" The captain then said "Get me my brown pants."

Scope joke, There was a pirate ship...

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The impact of these scope jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.