Scooter Jokes

36 scooter jokes and hilarious scooter puns to laugh out loud. Read vehicle jokes about scooter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of hilarious scooter jokes. From classic one-liners to pun-filled jokes, we've got something for everyone. So strap on your helmet and get ready to roll - these jokes are sure to put a smile on your face.

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Funniest Scooter Short Jokes

Short scooter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scooter humour may include short moped jokes also.

  1. My grandfather told me that teenagers have become so lazy because of technology. "They're not the only ones," I said, looking at his mobility scooter.
  2. Give me ONE good reason why obese Americans shouldn't be allowed to drive Rascal scooters in Wal-Mart! Go on! Aisle weight.
  3. My Nan just got this cool senior citizen scooter And man is that thing fast. It can do 30 aisles per hour!
  4. An overweight woman decided to start walking her dog to get exercise... She stopped after realizing the effort it took to steer her scooter.
  5. What does a fat lady and an electric scooter have in common? They're both fun to ride until your friends find out
  6. What does your mom and a Razor Scooter have in common? Everybody rode her, but won't admit it.
  7. Do you know why you shouldn't laugh when you see an arab on a scooter? Because it could be yours.
  8. What do fat chick's and motor scooters have in common? They're fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to catch you on one!
  9. Fat chicks are like scooters. They're fun to ride, but you don't want anyone knowing you ride them.
  10. Don't complain about a broken mobility scooter because it will get you nowhere.

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Scooter One Liners

Which scooter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scooter? I can suggest the ones about motorbike and motorcycle.

  1. What's the hardest thing about riding a scooter? Telling your parents you're gay
  2. How is a fat woman like a scooter? She's fun to ride until your friends find out.
  3. How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian
  4. Fat Chicks Are Like Scooters... They're Really Fun To Ride Until Your Friends Find Out
  5. What do you call somebody who rides a scooter? A scooter.
  6. What does the scooter instructor call his students? Scoodents.
  7. What do you call a Spanish Scooter? Vespacito
  8. What do you call a Latino scooter? Vespa-cito
  9. Did you hear about the scooter project? It ran successfully after it was kickstarted.
  10. What do you call a drug addict on a scooter? A dope head on a moped.
  11. What is a scooter's top speed? Vessspaaa-cito
  12. A woman at Wal-mart said she was better than me. I told her to get off her high scooter.
  13. Scooters and fat girls are both fun to ride. Until your friends see you.
  14. What do you call a fat guy in a mobility scooter? Professor x-tra large
  15. What do you call a... What do you call a powered scooter in cow country?
    A mooooooooooped

Vespa Scooter Jokes

Here is a list of funny vespa scooter jokes and even better vespa scooter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • n**...: Why do men like to ride Vespas(motor scooters). To feel the wind on their vaginas.
Scooter joke, n**...: Why do men like to ride Vespas(motor scooters).

Uproarious Scooter Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about scooter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean skater jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scooter pranks.

A little boy calls his best friend on Christmas day...

HEY! So what did you get for Christmas? The second little boy pauses and says well I got a gift card and a t-shirt…you?
The first little boy excitedly replies Oh man, I got a new scooter, a new 3DS XL. A PS Vita. A new bike and were going to Disneyland on Friday. Can't believe all you got was a gift card and t-shirt! to which the second little boy replies well…at least I don't have cancer…

An Arrogant Boss

The secretary saw that her boss' zipper was open when he walked out of the bathroom.
Hey boss, "Your garage door is open."
The arrogant boss walked real close to her and said, "I hope you got a good look at my Ferrari."
The witty secretary quickly said, "No, but I did get a glimpse of a small scooter with two deflated wheels."

A Target inspired joke

I got fired from Target but it was worth it. My coworker Alfred was stocking shelves and I was at front. A large lady came in and inquired about the mobility scooter. Hmmm I thought. A mobility scooter for fat people.
I got on the intercom and announced "Alfred, please bring around the Fatmobile."

I got pulled over the other day...

I got pulled over the other day...
Me: Sorry sir why am I getting pulled over?"
Cop: Well your n**...... and you are driving a small scooter.

What do riding a scooter and having s**... with a fat girl have in common?

Theyre both kinda fun but you don't want your friends to see you doing it.

Scooter joke, Do you know why you shouldn't laugh when you see an arab on a scooter?

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