Scoot Jokes
4 scoot jokes and hilarious scoot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scoot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A collection of hilarious Scoot Jokes to keep you laughing. From "shoot and scoot" to riders, these jokes will zing you out of your cushion. Check them out now!
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What is a good scoot joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A high school student approached a group of popular kids during lunch time.
"May I join you?" he asked politely.
"We don't sit with idiots." they said.
"But I do." he replied as he gestured them to scoot over.
What does the scooter instructor call his students?
Scoodents.
What did Toad say when Toadette told him to scoot over in the twin size bed?
I don't have Mushroom
A pair of twins in a nursery home are both turning 100
One twin has bad hearing and the other can hear fine. A news reporter comes to take a picture of them for the newspaper. The reporter says
"I need you guys to sit on the sofa"
"What'd he say?" Said the woman with bad hearing
"He said to sit on the sofa" said the twin with good hearing. They both went over and sat on the sofa.
"Scoot closer together" said the reporter
"What'd he say?"
"He said to scoot closer together" said the twin with good hearing.
"Sit tight while I focus" said the reporter
"What'd he say?"
"He said he's going to focus" said the twin with good hearing.
"Oh! Both of us at the same time?"
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