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Scoop Jokes

40 scoop jokes and hilarious scoop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scoop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Hijinks and hilarity abound in these Scoop Jokes! From ice cream scoop puns to shovel one-liners, these joke collections are sure to put a smile on your face. With jokes about sorbet and sundae humor, you'll be laughing until your sides hurt.

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Funniest Scoop Short Jokes

Short scoop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scoop humour may include short spoon jokes also.

  1. How do you make a human corpse float? Two scoops ice cream, one scoop human corpse, and half a liter of root beer.
  2. How do you make an elephant float? A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.
  3. How do you make a dead baby float? -2 scoops vanilla icecream
    -2 scoops baby
    -Add rootbeer and serve
  4. How do you make an elephant float? Take a cup and add root beer, two scoops of ice cream, and an elephant
  5. "I'd like two scoops of ice cream, please." "Chocolate or vanilla?"
    "Yes."
    "Yes what?"
    "Yes, Sir, ice cream man, Sir!"
  6. Why are Icecreams always the best journalists? Because they always get the best scoop...
    Note: Did recently become a dad.
  7. Reporters Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?
    He just wanted the inside scoop.
  8. Do you prefer big spoon or little spoon? I prefer big spoon so I can get more ice cream per scoop as I cry to myself alone.
  9. Did you hear about the reporter who investigated the ice cream company owner for fraud? He had the inside scoop
  10. Michel J Fox walks into an ice cream parlor. He orders a large cone with two scoops what flavors does he choose? It doesn't matter he's just going to drop it anyway

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Scoop One Liners

Which scoop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scoop? I can suggest the ones about shovel and coup.

  1. How do you make a whale float? Two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a whale.
  2. Wanna know how you can make an elephant float? One elephant, two scoops of ice cream.
  3. How do you make a dead baby float ? Two scoops of ice-cream and one scoop of dead baby.
  4. You know how to make a dead baby float? 2 scoops of dead baby and a coke....
  5. How do you make a dead baby float? One glass of rootbeer and two scoops of dead baby.
  6. How do you make a dead baby float? Half a can of rootbeer. 2 scoops of dead baby.
  7. How do you make a baby float? A bottle of soda, a cup of water, and two scoops of baby.
  8. How do you make a pig float? One cup pig, two scoops ice cream.
  9. Why did Kanye name his dog P Diddy? So he can scoop Diddy's poops
  10. The worst (best?) name for an egg donor clinic? The Inside Scoop
  11. How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops vanilla, 1 scoop dead baby.
  12. How does a Call of Duty player like their ice cream? With a 360 no scoop.
  13. How do you make a dead dog shake? 2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.
  14. I went out for ice cream and asked for a scoop of Forbidden Chocolate. They said no.
  15. Q: Why did the reporter rush into the ice cream shop?
    A: He was looking for a scoop.

Ice Cream Scoop Jokes

Here is a list of funny ice cream scoop jokes and even better ice cream scoop puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you say to your waiter when they forget the scoop of ice cream with your pie? Remember the A la mode
  • What do you call it when you study the Quran while eating a scoop of vanilla ice cream? Allah mode
  • Snoop Dogg announced he's quitting rapping to open an ice cream shop. He's now known as Scoop Dogg.
  • What do you call a t**... with a scoop of vanilla ice cream? Allah mode.
Scoop joke, What do you call a t**... with a scoop of vanilla ice cream?

Scoop Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about scoop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scrape jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scoop pranks.

A lady walks into an ice cream shop.

"Can I get a chocolate scoop on a cone?" she asks.
"Sorry, ma'am, but we're out of chocolate ice cream," says the man behind the counter.
"Oh, well then can I get a chocolate sundae?" she asks.
"We're out of chocolate," he repeats.
"Well, how about a chocolate milkshake?"
The man is frustrated at this point and decides to teach her a lesson.
"Ma'am, do you see the 'van' in vanilla?"
"Yes," she says.
"Do you also see the 'straw' in strawberry?"
"I do."
"Ma'am, do you see the 'frick' in chocolate?"
"There's no 'frick' in chocolate..."
"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"

A man walks into a coffee shop

And orders a shot of espresso with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top. When he receives his order, he's dismayed to find only a shot of espresso.
"Hey!" he asks the barista, "why didn't you add the ice cream?"
"Sorry sir" he says, "affagato."

I was showing my friend my new golf ball.

I was showing my friend my new golf ball.
"It's impossible to lose," I said. "If you hit it into the rough it sends out a GPS signal so you can track it down."
"That's great," he replied, "but what happens if you it hit into the water?"
"Simple. The ball floats to the surface and tracks its way back toward you and you just scoop it back out."
"Brilliant!" he said, "Where did you get it?"
"I found it."

How do you make...

How do you make a dead baby float?
With a scoop of ice cream.
How do you make a dead baby shake?
Cup of milk
2 cups of fruit
A dead baby and a blender
How do you make a dead baby split?
A sharp axe and a strong swing.

Someone asked me what was my secret to a successful marriage after having kids? I told them it's Vaseline, but not for what you're thinking.

Rub a scoop onto the door handle and the kids can't turn the k**... to get into the house.

To celebrate the remake of the movie adaptation of Stephen King's "It," restaurants released their second version of eggnog with a scoop of ice cream and a peppermint stick:

The "Yule float II." Only $1.99 You'll make sure to get your change - if you want to be penny-wise.

My protein powder was made in the USA...

I reached in digging for the scoop cup and instead found a gun

Scoop joke, My protein powder was made in the USA...