The Best 43 Scooby Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Scooby jokes. There are some scooby jetsons jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these scooby scooby doo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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What's Freddy from Scooby Doo's favorite music genre?

Trap Music.

Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?

He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!

Saudi Arabia hates Scooby Doo...

But Abu Dhabi Doo!

Scooby joke, Saudi Arabia hates Scooby Doo...

So Scooby Doo mixes Ruthenium Hydrogen together with alcohol..

RuH-ROH.

Scooby and the gang on Family Fortunes

The host goes to Daphne and asks her to name an endangered African animal, she ponders for a second and then a voice in the background goes "Rhino!"

The host says "I know you do Scooby, but it's not your go..."


What kind of tuba is impossible to play?

A tuba toothpaste. .......…...(thank you Scooby Doo joke book from 2002!)

Freddy from scooby doo was a candidate for mayor of L.A in the 90s

He ran on splitting up gangs.

Scooby joke, Freddy from scooby doo was a candidate for mayor of L.A in the 90s

Did you know Scooby Doo is depressed?

He's been kinda stuck in a rut-roe

What did Velma say to Scooby when they went to the haunted methadone clinic?

*Junkies!*

How does Scooby Doo like his Sex?

Ruff

No, doggy style you idiot.

There's a new hospital building in California named after a famous cartoon character

the Scooby Dooby Doo ICU.

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A friend told me that Freddy from Scooby Doo was gay

I told him that he was an idiot

Because liking traps doesn't make you gay.

What does Scooby Do use to clear up spillages?

A raggy

"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"

"Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."

Hey Dad, I have this idea for a TV show

"Hey Dad, I have this idea for a TV show. It's like those ghost hunter shows, but instead of idiots walking around in the dark saying, "Is there a spirit in here?", it will be skeptics debunking it, and finding out what's really going on."

"They had a show like that when I was a kid."

"Really? What was it called?"

"Scooby Doo."

What's Scooby Doo's favorite Netflix show?

Ranger Rings.

Scooby joke, What's Scooby Doo's favorite Netflix show?

So Velma and Shaggy, your in the final round and this is the £10000 question, name a animal that has a single horn

"RHINO!"

Yes Scooby Doo, I know you know but you were knocked out in the last round.

"Ramen."

- Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.

What do you call a dog that doesn't solve mysteries?

Scooby Don't.


I found out from Yoda that Mystery Inc. has a pot smoking dog.

Doobie, Scooby do.

What did scooby-doo say when he got in trouble for something he didn't do?

"Rhyme"

What kind of car does Scooby Doo drive?

A Scoobaru

Scooby Doo is a procrastinator.

I've never heard him say, "Scooby Dooby Done!"

Scooby Doo may not care for most precious gems

But he does appreciate Velma's rubies.

Scooby Doo doesn't normally like rocks...

But he's a big fan of Velma's Rubies.

What Shaggy be eating

If Shaggy and Scooby always run side by side, and a Great Dane's speed is about 40 mph, then would Shaggy be the fastest human alive, beating Usain Bolt's 27 mph?

What do you call it when Shaggy goes snorkeling?

Scooby Diving

What was the Scooby-Gang considered after the Olympics?

Gold-Medllists

Why doesn't Scooby Doo like bass players?

They're racists

I played bass on the original Scooby Doo theme song in 1969, then joined Metallica. AMA!

Fine, I didn't actually play the bass on the Scooby Doo theme song, or in any band, but I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you metaling kids!

The Scooby Doo gang returns after a mystery to see that someone had keyed the Mystery Machine

Fred says it's ok gang, they only scratched the surface to this Mystery.

What are Scooby Doo's favourite gemstones?

Velma's Roobies.

Socrates: To be is to do. Kant: To do is to be.

Scooby Doo: Do be do be do.

What do you call a dog underwater?

A Scooby diver

*My seven year old asked me to post this here.

I played bass on the original Scooby Doo theme song way back in 1969 and then went on to play with Metallica. AMA!

Fine, I didn't actually play the bass on the Scooby Doo theme song, or in any band for that matter, but I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you metaling kids!

I think my girlfriend is obsessed with scooby doo.

She keeps telling me we should split up and search for other people.

Do you know why Scooby Doo is the most viewed cartoon in Denmark?

Because he's a Great Dane

I got mauled by a Great Dane and ended up in intensive care

Come on Scooby Doo, ICU

Why does Shaggy always let Scooby roll their joints?

Because shaggys joints don't always turn out good but Scooby's doobies do

What did Velma say to Scooby at the haunted methadone clinic?

"Junkies!"

My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop speaking in Scooby Doo references...

Alright gang, let's split up.

Scooby Doo is the worst cartoon to watch during the COVID-19 pandemic

Because the Mystery Inc gang doesn't seem to like people who wear masks

SHAGGY: What did the vet say you have?

SCOOBY DOO: Rabies.

SHAGGY: Zoinks. I didn't even know you could get pregnant.

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