Scone Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Scone puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Scone

The Queen hosts a garden party in Scotland.

The Scottish waiter arrives carrying a tray with many cakes on it. Queen asks, Is that a scone, or a meringue?

The waiter replies: Naw, yer quite right, that's a scone.

Did you hear about the disappearing breakfast?

One minute it was there. The next, scone.

I'm writing an erotic novel featuring tea and pastries.

I'm calling it "Romancing the Scone."

What's the fastest cake in the world?


As the old baker's proverb goes...

You doughn't know what you've got til it's scone...


Both Cream and The Jam were going to reunite for gigs in Devon and Cornwall this year, but the venues couldn't agree about who should go on first.

What's the fastest food in the world?


How did the scone thief get away?

He absconded.

Why did the pastry chef poison his pet parakeets?

He was trying to kill 2 birds with 1 scone.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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