Scoliosis Jokes

Funniest Scoliosis Short Jokes

Short scoliosis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scoliosis humour may include short spine jokes also.

1. What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common? None of them are straight.
   (As a member of both groups I now hate myself for telling this joke).
2. I have this friend. She always keeps telling me real women have curves. But I don't think her scoliosis counts.
3. A scoliosis patient had given up hope of recovery.. But after the long and painful surgery, he took his first steps and humbly said "I stand corrected".
4. I was convinced the doctors couldn't ever fix my scoliosis. But as of today, I stand corrected.
5. I found out I have Scoliosis God finally gave me curves,
   Shame they ll be surgically removed.
6. After 20 Years I Found Out That I'm Actually Straight Dr. Scoliosis said that I should brace myself before he delivered the good news
7. I just had a scoliosis correction surgery When I woke up, the doctor said "well, now that we've got that all straightened out, we can focus on recovery"
8. Talking to my friend about his self diagnosis Him: "It's scoliosis."
   Me: "How do you know?"
   Him: "I have a hunch."
9. My wife is really k**.... She always trying new positions in bed. And she's not completely straight like I am. Because of the scoliosis...

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Scoliosis One Liners

Which scoliosis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scoliosis? I can suggest the ones about back surgery and bending.

1. My girlfriend hates it when I call her 'curvy'. She says it's Scoliosis.
2. I have a theory on scoliosis It's just a hunch though
3. She told me she was curvy What she didn't tell me was that she had scoliosis
4. ? It's a ! with scoliosis
5. What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common? Both are sick and twisted.
6. People with scoliosis are the same as you or I... But with a twist.
   I'll see myself out.
7. My friend collects scoliosis journals He has *back* issues.
8. I was really doubtful that the scoliosis surgery would work... But now I stand corrected
9. What did the man with scoliosis say when he got a back brace? "I stand corrected!"
10. How can you be both heterosexual and not straight? Have Scoliosis
11. Everyday is humpday If you have scoliosis
12. I lost an argument to a scoliosis patient the other day... I guess I stand corrected.
13. What do you call a fat person with scoliosis? A Hunchback Whale

Hilarious Fun Scoliosis Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about scoliosis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean posture jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scoliosis pranks.