Scolded Jokes
18 scolded jokes and hilarious scolded puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scolded that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Scolded Short Jokes
Short scolded jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scolded humour may include short criticized jokes also.
- How do mathematicians scold their children? If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times …
- someone scolded me for using a semi colon instead of a colon... I just couldn't give a shift
- I had to scold my employee for leaving the air conditioning on for the night We had a very heated argument.
- My parents are very unfair... they scolded me for something I didn't even do! My homework.
- My dad is so cheap. He scolded me for running home behind the bus once, and saving the *fare. He said I should have run behind a taxi, and saved a lot more.
- I stubbed my toe and got scolded by my parents for yelling What the duck They were angry that I used fowl language
- A priest was scolding a nun for exposing herself to the congregation multiple times... She replied with: "I can't help it, I have a bad habit."
- My mother always scolded me for losing my stuff in school when I was a kid... That's probably the reason why I can't lose my virginity now.
- Nothing says, "I don't take you seriously"... ...like your dog wagging it's tail while you scold it.
- Everybody wanted steak for dinner but my kid wanted lobster My wife is now scolding me for caving to his shellfish demands
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Scolded One Liners
Which scolded one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scolded? I can suggest the ones about sneered and frowned upon.
- What's the opposite of shot? Scold!
- (Awful joke)What did the Elephant say while scolding her children? Tusk Tusk
I am so sorry - My Fridge is not working so I scolded it You are not cool!
- A Sargent scolded a soldier for not being in camouflage training The soldier thanked him
- Whenever I Get in Trouble My Back Hurts I guess I have scold-iosis
- How do you bring beer to the perfect temperature? I - SCOLD - BEER
- "I keep getting scolded for things I never do!" "What is it?" "My Homework"
Cheerful Scolded Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about scolded you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shouted jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scolded pranks.
A father bought a lie detector which hit people when they lied.
His young son said, I have no naughty books!
The machine quickly hit him.
His father saw that and scolded his son, When I was your age, I didn't have such books!
The machine quickly hit him.
The mother saw what happened and laughed and said, Oh, you are truly father and son!
The machine quickly hit her.
A young priest asked his bishop, May I smoke while praying? ...
The answer was an emphatic No!
Later, when he sees an older priest puffing on a cigarette while praying, the younger priest scolded him, You shouldn't be smoking while praying! I asked the bishop, and he said I couldn't do it!
That's odd, the old priest replied. I asked the bishop if I could pray while I'm smoking, and he told me that it was okay to pray at any time!
Kid runs away from home
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, 'I'm running away from home!'.
The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically. 'What if you get hungry?', he said.
'Then I'll come home and eat!', bravely declared the child. ' And what if you run out of money?'.
'I will come home and get some!', readily replied the child.
The man then made a final attempt, 'What if your clothes get dirty?'.
'Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them.', was the reply.
The man shook his head and exclaimed, 'This kid is not running away from home, he's going off to college!!'.
A teacher is teaching a notorious class...
A teacher is teaching physics. Then he notices a boy is day dreaming. So the teacher asks that boy,
"Do you know who Albert Einstein is?"
The boy says "No, I don't".
"If you paid more attention to the lesson you should know" scolded the sir.
Then the boy asks the teacher "do you know who Kevin is?"
The teacher says "No I don't"
"If you paid more attention to your daughter you should know" said the boy.
A Native American scolded me for celebrating Thanksgiving, a celebration of s**...
So I said, "you're right, it's awful what they've done to the turkeys all these years."
I just bragged about my bowel movement and my father scolded me for being conceited...
...now I feel empty inside.
