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Scissoring Jokes

6 scissoring jokes and hilarious scissoring puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scissoring that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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The police just pulled me over, he came up to my window and said, papers?

I said, Scissors, I win and drove off.
I think he wants a re-match he's been chasing me for 45 minutes.

I got pulled over by the police ...

He came to the window and said papers ...
I said - scissors, I win - and drove off
He must be desperate for a rematch as he's been chasing me for ages!

The police just pulled me over, and the officer came up to my window and said papers?

I said scissors, I win! and drove off. He's been chasing me for 45 minutes now, I think he wants a rematch.

What do lesbian pirates say while having s**...?

Scissor me timbers

A police officer pulled me over

He walked up to my car and said, "Papers?" to which I replied "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.
I think he wants a rematch because he's been following me for an hour.

What's more dangerous than running with the scissors?

s**... with the runs

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