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A Scientologist, a Catholic, and a m**... are talking about their families.
The Scientologist jokes, "I've got 4 kids. One more and I'll have a basketball team!" The Catholic joins in and says, "Well I've got 10 kids, and one more I'll have a football team!". The m**... speaks up and deadpans. "I've got 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."
How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None: the light bulb must find $80,000 to become clear, then it will have the self-determination to change itself.
Have you heard about the new Scientologist car?
It's got cruise control...
What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?
A scientologist.
Did you here about the guy who turned to Scientologists to escape his past?
Out with Xeold, in with Xenu! :P
What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?
They are both nuts.
How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb, one to tell tom cruise that it cost $40,000.
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