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Funniest Scientific Studies Short Jokes

Short scientific studies jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scientific studies humour may include short research shows jokes also.

  1. Accordion to scientific studies, 90% .. of people do not realise I replaced the beginning of this joke with a musical instrument.
  2. A scientific study determined that married men live longer. A subsequent study found that it only seemed longer.
  3. There was a scientific study showing that bearded men are more attractive... ...than bearded women.
  4. I was part of a scientific study on the calming effects of listening to the Three Tenors. I felt great, but was in the control group. It turns out I was listening to Placebo Domingo.
  5. A new scientific study regarding pizza determines who is most susceptible to burns. Turns out it is the Hipsters because they eat it before it's cool.
  6. A recent scientific study showed that women could hold the smartest gene... But 99.9% of them choose to spit it out
  7. Science! A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
  8. What is the difference between SETI and Donald Trump? One has demonstrated the scarcity of intelligent life in the universe, and the other is a scientific study of extra terrestrials.
  9. A recent scientific study found that 95% of all homosexuals are indeed born that way.... The other 5% just get s**... into it.
  10. A scientific study recently discovered that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy They're Bashful, d**..., Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Doc

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What funny jokes about scientific studies you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean study suggests jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scientific studies pranks.

A New Scientific Study on Vaccines

A new scientific study came out recently proving a correlation between vaccines and adults with autism.
The reason given to this correlation was the children without vaccines died before becoming adults

A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.

"**New study reveals migrating Crows' droppings may be responsible for great barrier barrier reef bleaching**"
The article receives widespread criticism from the scientific community. Marine biologists across the globe insist that coralation does not imply Cawsality.