Scientific Studies Jokes
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Accordion to scientific studies, 90% ..
of people do not realise I replaced the beginning of this joke with a musical instrument.
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A recent scientific study found that 95% of all homosexuals are indeed born that way....
The other 5% just get s**... into it.
A New Scientific Study on Vaccines
A new scientific study came out recently proving a correlation between vaccines and adults with autism.
The reason given to this correlation was the children without vaccines died before becoming adults
A scientific study determined that married men live longer.
A subsequent study found that it only seemed longer.
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A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.
"**New study reveals migrating Crows' droppings may be responsible for great barrier barrier reef bleaching**"
The article receives widespread criticism from the scientific community. Marine biologists across the globe insist that coralation does not imply Cawsality.
I was part of a scientific study on the calming effects of listening to the Three Tenors.
I felt great, but was in the control group. It turns out I was listening to Placebo Domingo.
A new scientific study regarding pizza determines who is most susceptible to burns.
Turns out it is the Hipsters because they eat it before it's cool.
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A scientific study recently discovered that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy
They're Bashful, d**..., Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Doc
What is the difference between SETI and Donald Trump?
One has demonstrated the scarcity of intelligent life in the universe, and the other is a scientific study of extra terrestrials.
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