Scientific Jokes

Funniest Scientific Short Jokes

Short scientific jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scientific humour may include short science jokes also.

1. Accordion to scientific studies, 90% .. of people do not realise I replaced the beginning of this joke with a musical instrument.
2. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and an Elephant? A letter from the Scientific Ethics Committee and a withdrawl of your grant money.
3. The scientific term for lazy eye is atchaphoria. One eye is looking atcha and the other is looking phoria.
4. Teach a human to fish and you'll feed them for a lifetime... Teach a fish to human and you've got a scientific breakthrough.
5. What do you call a scientific talk about the psychological impact of cannibalism? A Hannibal Lecture.
6. I recently learned that anecdotal evidence is not scientifically valid A few friends told me how badly it went for them.
7. A scientific study determined that married men live longer. A subsequent study found that it only seemed longer.
8. What do you get when you cross a lion with an octopus? A stern rebuke from the scientific community and a immediate withdrawal of funding
9. My friend always wants to talk about the scientific principle of buoyancy. It's not interesting to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
10. Did you know there is a scientific reason why birds typically fly in uneven V formations? Because they can't count.

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Scientific One Liners

Which scientific one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scientific? I can suggest the ones about biology and physics.

1. What is the scientific name for anti-vaxxers during a pandemic? The control group.
2. What do you call a meeting of 72 virgins? A scientific conference
3. What is the scientific name of a Weeping Willow? Mourning Wood
4. What is the favorite scientific unit of the French? RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )
5. Did you here about the anti-vaxer with legit scientific evidence? Yeah, me neither
6. What is the scientific name for the fear of the chainsaws? Common sense.
7. What makes certain plants scientifically related to each other? The family tree.
8. What happens when you assign a feminist a scientific classifier? You get nomenclature.
9. What's the scientific term for an owl's beak? Hoo nose
10. The scientific community has finally agreed to rename the planet Uranus to Urmama
11. It's been scientifically proven ants can't get Covid-19 They have little antibodies
12. Why are there Religious holidays but no Scientific holiday? Because Science always works.
13. What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head? Ducks like a quack.
14. Do you know what the scientific term is for injecting disinfectant? Embalming
15. What is the scientific measurement for moistness? Digits...

Scientific Studies Jokes

Here is a list of funny scientific studies jokes and even better scientific studies puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was part of a scientific study on the calming effects of listening to the Three Tenors. I felt great, but was in the control group. It turns out I was listening to Placebo Domingo.
• A new scientific study regarding pizza determines who is most susceptible to burns. Turns out it is the Hipsters because they eat it before it's cool.
• What is the difference between SETI and Donald Trump? One has demonstrated the scarcity of intelligent life in the universe, and the other is a scientific study of extra terrestrials.

Scientific Research Jokes

Here is a list of funny scientific research jokes and even better scientific research puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Scientific research has proven that 90% of highschool students don't pay attention in class Other 10% don't come to school
• I was doing some scientific research on the House of Hapsburgs and I have now discovered The Theory of General Relativity.
• An agnostic researcher has finally hit upon scientific proof that the Eucharist is the Body of Christ. After munching thoughtfully on the host for a few seconds, he concluded that it is indeed Chuy.

Scientific Evidence Jokes

Here is a list of funny scientific evidence jokes and even better scientific evidence puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The state of public toilets is scientific evidence that doing something 10 000 times doesn't make you good at it. It's even peer reviewed.

Some Scientific Jokes

Here is a list of funny some scientific jokes and even better some scientific puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• TIL there's a scientific term for aquatic mammals losing their fur through evolution It's called Whale Pattern Baldness.
• Doctors have come up with a more scientific and more accurate name for cabin fever... Stuck Home Syndrome
• I can't stand people believing in astrology. Sorry, but we Pisceans are logical and scientific.
• I won a scentific reward today! I actually made a helpful contribution to humanity! the scientific community has rewarded my work!
  I can't wait to display this new "darwin award" I got!
• It is a proven Scientific fact, that things expand when under immense heat... I'm not fat, I'm really hot
• What is the scientific name of the swan? Biggus duckus
• What's a Pirate's favorite programming language? Python.
  It's really readable and flexible, and has great scientific packages, so most people are pretty fond of it.
• How do you scientifically deduce the taste of a fruit? You do a pear review.
• What scientific principle is demonstrated when cookies fall out of the cupboard? Fig Newton's law.
• How do scientific calculators communicate with each other? Sine language

Quirky and Hilarious Scientific Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about scientific you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean theory jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scientific pranks.