Amusing & Witty Sciences Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
Top 10 most important sciences
10. It is
9. impossible
8. to rank
7. the importance
6. of science
5. because
4. all of them
3. are equally
2. important.
1. Physics
The university president was inconsolable when the wing housing social sciences and languages burned down.
"Oh, the Humanities!" he cried.
My mother keeps lying about having a Bachelor of Sciences and a Master of Arts.
So I always tell her, That's BS, Ma.
How physicists see other sciences:
Biology: squishy physics
Geology: slow physics
Computer Science: virtual physics
Psychology: people physics
Chemistry: impure physics
Math: physics minus the units
Why is an achievement in Mathematics greater than an achievement in any of the other sciences?
Because for an achievement in math, you receive Abel whereas for science, you receive Nobel.
When I got my bachelor of sciences degree, I bought a labrador
Every scientist needs a lab after all.
Why did the agricultural sciences student get a PhD?
Gotta grow the field!
What do computer sciences and climate change dance parties have in common?
Al Gore rhythms
