The Best 8 Sciences Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sciences jokes. There are some sciences hippocampus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sciences political science puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sciences Jokes and Puns

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1. Physics

The university president was inconsolable when the wing housing social sciences and languages burned down.

"Oh, the Humanities!" he cried.

My mother keeps lying about having a Bachelor of Sciences and a Master of Arts.

So I always tell her, That's BS, Ma.

Why is an achievement in Mathematics greater than an achievement in any of the other sciences?

Because for an achievement in math, you receive Abel whereas for science, you receive Nobel.

How physicists see other sciences:

Biology: squishy physics
Geology: slow physics
Computer Science: virtual physics
Psychology: people physics
Chemistry: impure physics
Math: physics minus the units


Why did the agricultural sciences student get a PhD?

Gotta grow the field!

When I got my bachelor of sciences degree, I bought a labrador

Every scientist needs a lab after all.

What do computer sciences and climate change dance parties have in common?

Al Gore rhythms

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sciences food science jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sciences middle school science piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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