Science Student Jokes
42 science student jokes and hilarious science student puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about science student that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Science Student Short Jokes
Short science student jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The science student humour may include short science teacher jokes also.
- A mugger jumps out in front of a university student... ...and shouts "your money or your life!"
The student keeps walking, and says "Sorry mate, I'm a computer science student. I don't have either". - I was teaching my science class about Pavlov. The students were laughing at the stupidity of the dogs.
Then the bell rang and they all got up and rushed to the canteen for lunch. - A science teacher was teaching his students how to convert from pounds to kilograms. There was mass confusion in the classroom.
- Computer Science major walks into an English class The Professor says "Welcome to English 101".
The student panicks.
"What's wrong?" asks the Professor.
"I missed the first 4 English classes". - A computer science teacher asks the class to turn to page 404. The students search feverishly, to no avail
- The Teacher tells her class: Your science test was terrible. 32% of you got an F. A blonde student shouts in anger: That can't be right, there's not even 20 of us in the class!"
- Me : what do you study? She : I'm science Student. Me : Can i ask a question? She : ask. Me : what is Newton's 3rd law? She : Listen, im a science student not a law student.
- newton's law john:bro, do you know newton's third law ? ?
david: i'm a science student, not a law student !! - Good morning class, science is our lesson for today. Teacher: What is science?
Student: Me Ma'am! Me!
Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science?
Student: science is our Lesson for today. - Jack - Bro do you know newton's second law? Jhonny - I am a Science student bro! not a Law student.
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Science Student One Liners
Which science student one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with science student? I can suggest the ones about college student and scientist and engineer.
- What did the Arts student say to the Science student Why did I waste 3 years of my life?
- Why did the computer science student drop out? He just couldn't hack it.
- We need more women in science! said the feminist gender studies student...
- Why did the agricultural sciences student get a PhD? Gotta grow the field!
Laughter Science Student Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about science student you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean biology teacher jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make science student pranks.
A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life.
It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life.
It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life.
It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.
A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information"
"To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again.
"So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.
"It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science.
She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.
Now it was question time, and she asked, “My name begins with the letter ‘M’ and I pick up things.
What am I?”
A little boy on the front row proudly said, “You’re a mother!”
A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.
She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop."
The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone.
The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask?
"Why does it work?"
What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask?
"How does it work?"
What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask?
"How much will it cost?"
What does a graduate student with a liberal arts degree ask?
"Do you want fries with that?"
Sugar and s**... (true story)
During a Science class...
Teacher: Human s**... has sugar as one of his main ingredients.
Female student: Teacher, if it has sugar why it's not sweet?
Teacher: because the area that detects sweetness is the tongue, not the t**....
"Once upon a time in class..." As told by my father.
...an eccentric political science professor is giving a quiz to determine roughly where the class sits in terms of knowledge of the topic at hand.
"Okay, students its time to take one of my little quizzies," He says.
After handing it out, one particular female student seems somewhat distressed. So the professor asks her what the matter is.
"Well, this is too hard," She responds.
"Oh, its just one of my little quizzies," Says the professor.
The female student responds derisively: "But its too hard! If this is 'just one of your quizzies,' I'd hate to see your t**...!"
The Science Teacher
A teacher walks by a lab table when a student turns to him and complains, "There's water all over my lab table!"
The teacher looks back at the table to see tape over the lab faucet and says, "It looks like one idiot taped the sink faucet, and another idiot turned the faucet on."
The student looks around sheepishly, and mutters "I wonder who that idiot was..."
The teacher looks back at the student and asks, "Was that idiot you?"
The student shrugs and says "Well yea, I wanted to see what happened."
The teacher looks thoughtfully at the faucet for a moment, before turning it on, watching water spray across the table.
The student looks back at the teacher, "Doesn't that make you an idiot too?"
The teacher looks at him and says, "No, I have a degree in science, we call that a scientific inquiry."
A computer science student...
...was writing a note to his crush before lecture. The student next to him grabbed the note.
The first student tried to grab it back. You can't see that, it's private!
The second student protested, But we're in the same class
A young computer science student is on the phone with his father...
His father says: "so how have your classes been going?"
The son replies: "not bad. I did really well on my test on hexadecimal today! It was only worth fifteen points, but I'm still happy about it."
"Oh yeah? What grade did you get?"
"An F!"
Phantom energy
So, our science teacher was teaching us about phantom energy. At one point of the lesson, he puts his phone on the counter and says; "If I leave my phone here it will eventually die."
After a little pause I hear another student whisper and say; "Same with children".
A student got his PhD researching young sheep. What is the name of the movie?
The Science of The Lambs
A man asks to blonde
Man : Hey, do you know newton's second law of motion?
Blonde : Sorry, I am a science student not a law student.
What's the plus side to accepting science grad students from private liberal arts colleges?
They come without the B.S. !!
An elementary school student gets gum stuck in his hair...
So the nurse takes him to the science teacher and say "Can you get the gum out of his hair?"
The science teacher responds "Of course, its just a matter of having the right solvent."
An hour later the nurse asks the science teacher "Have any luck?"
The science teacher responds "Yes, here's the gum back."
Arts>Science
Just realised arts students can now pay for their college fees... if they specialise in electronics as well.
A hot student was getting bad grades in science.
His teacher agreed to give him good grades based on his performance in the bedroom.
They go to the teachers house the next week and have a night of passion.
The student completely flunked the tests but got good grades in chemistry and physics.
He asks why those two and not biology as well.
"Well, the chemistry was definitely there and you were so good with the pushing and pulling"
"What about biology?"
"Well let's just say there's a new carbon based being inside of me thanks to you"
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?" What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask? "How does it work?" What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask? "How much will it cost?"
What does a graduate student with a liberal
arts degree ask? "you want fries with that?"
The science teacher is in trouble for slapping his student
The parents phones says "I'm sending two coppers right now to charge you with battery."
He says "You can't charge a battery with two coppers. You need a copper and a zinc."
A Computer Science student at MIT showed up at his buddies dorm room with a new bike.
His buddy said sweet bike, where'd ya get it?
You'll never believe this, he said, I was walking across campus and this beautiful blonde on a bike stopped, threw down her bike, tore off all her clothes and said _take whatever you want!_
His buddy stared at him blankly for a minute, then said smart. Her clothes would have never fit you.
A third-grade science teacher asks her students, "If you could have one substance in the world, what would it be?"
"I would have gold," says Harold. "Why?" asks the teacher. "Well," says Harold, "I could sell the gold and buy a fancy car."
"I would have platinum," says Susie. "Why?" asks the teacher. "Well," says Susie, "I could sell the platinum and buy two fancy cars."
"I would have hair," says Johnny. "Why?" asks the teacher. "Well," says Johnny, "my mom has a tiny s**... of hair between her legs, and you should see all the fancy cars outside our house!!!"
A PE teacher asks his students who they think the smartest teacher at the school is.
The students all answer with the science teachers.
The PE teacher says "No, it's me. I get paid the same as them and I get to play dodgeball all day."
