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Science Nerd Jokes

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What is a good science nerd joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

[Walks into a bar] An sql query walks into a bar.

Looking around, he sees a pair of tables. Going up to them, he asks, "Excuse me, but do you mind if I join you?"

What do you call two nerds dry h**... on the couch?

Science friction.

Why didn't the client tip the server?

Because they didn't have enough cache!
(Computer Science nerds unite! This is my original joke, I originally posted it on Imgflip last year with bad pun dog and it got a decent response.)

For you science nerds, Have you heard of Cole's Law?

It goes good with a hamburger.

The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed.

.. unless it meets Chuck Norris.

Three statisticians are out hunting.
Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left.
The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right.
The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"

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