Sci Fi Jokes
29 sci fi jokes and hilarious sci fi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sci fi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short sci fi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sci fi humour may include short science fiction jokes also.
- I got kicked out of the library today... Apparently putting the feminism books in the sci-fi section was not acceptable.
- If I'm being subjective, I'd say that the greatest hero in Sci Fi is Doctor Who. But if I'm being completely objective... I'd say it's Doctor Whom.
^* - What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek? A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
Credits: my bud - I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my life creating wacky sci-fi inventions... The time machine alone set me back 15 years.
- What's the greatest sci-fi show? Well subjectively it's doctor who But objectively it's doctor whom
- I finally watched that Netflix sci-fi show that everyone is watching... I keep hearing from everyone that it's a very wierd show, but to be honest, I've seen stranger things.
- I was playing a flat earth documentary on Netflix when my wife walked in. What you watching?
Sci-fi. - If genres were flavors SCI-FI would be sour, Fantasy would be sweet, Horror would be bitter, Mystery would be umami... And Erotica would be salty.
- I always wanted to get into sci-fi movies about time travel... ...but my interest in time travel ended before it really began.
- I can't wait for this weekend's big Sci-Fi Rom-Com movie opening... Star Wars: When Hairy Met Solo
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Sci Fi One Liners
Which sci fi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sci fi? I can suggest the ones about science and science and math.
- Which US president featured in sci-fi movies? Ronald Ray Gun.
- What's a classic Russian sci-fi film? Czar Wars
- What was the Sci-fi remake of A Streetcar Named Desire? InterSTELLLLLLLAAAAAAAR
- We should re-fi, so we can get some hi-fi and watch sci-fi on the wi-fi.
- It's fate that Bungee releases the sequel to their sci-fi shooter MMO. It's Destiny, 2.
Sci Fi Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sci fi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean astronomy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sci fi pranks.
Critics are comparing Aquaman to Black Panther
At first glance, the movies do appear similar. They both feature ancient sci-fi utopias hidden from the rest of the world. In each movie, theres a fight for the throne in order to stop a war. However, they are ignoring one major difference: the characters in Aquaman can swim.
Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page set to star in a sci-fi adaptation of Colin Kaepernick's career.
*Interception*
Have I told you about my new stereo that connects to the Internet and plays Star Wars music?
It's my WiFi Sci-Fi HiFi.
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Did you hear about the new sci-fi show coming to Netflix?
It's basically Mexicans in space. It's called *Altered Cabrón*
What do a Chinese Lycanthrope and a geek who attends a monthly sci-fi meetup dressed as a Klingon have in common?
They're both wereworfs
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Sci Fi Films
I don't understand why in Sci Fi films, whenever there's danger they never send in a Cargo ship. So much for the Element of Supplies.
What do you call a sci-fi show about popcorn?
The Orville redenbacher....
Dad jokes, I'VE GOT THEM!
Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?
...because they are set in the future.
"You won't be able to stop me this time, Captain Food Saver,"
shouted The Moldy Bread at his arch nemesis, who was very tightly bound.
"Ah ha! But there's where you're wrong, Moldy! I brought along an old weapon that you've forgotten about..."
The Moldy Bread ignored the Captain, stating, "It's too late! I've already started up my Mold Machine! My lifelong purpose will finally be fulfilled when all of the world's bread is moldy! Muahahahaha!"
The great sci-fi-looking cannon started whirring and humming. At the last possible moment before the machine fired, Captain Food Saver burst through his bonds and threw a small and very thin sheet of metal in front of the cannon. The blast reflected off the surface of the metal, and back into the cannon, making it collapse in on itself into a rotten and damp pile.
Devastated, The Moldy Bread shouted, "Curse you Captain Food Saver! My plan was foiled again!"