Schrodinger Jokes

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Funniest Schrodinger Short Jokes

Short schrodinger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The schrodinger humour may include short cop jokes also.

1. A guy walks into a bookstore and asks for a book on Pavlov and Schrodinger. The book keeper says it rings a bell but he doesn't know if it is there or not.
2. Schrodinger is waiting in a veterinary hospital for news on his cat... The nurse comes in and says
   "Sir,, I have good news and bad news."
3. Schrodinger's cat was meant to prove how dumb quantum states are, yet it's widely used to advocate and explain it. I bet he's rolling in his grave... and not
4. A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."
5. I asked a librarian for a book on Schrodinger's Cat and Pavlov's dog She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not
6. A guy asks a librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat She says, "It rings a bell but I can't be certain."
7. A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?" The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."
8. Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law? I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.
9. Did you see there's an arrest warrant out for Schrodinger's Cat? He's wanted dead and alive.
10. So I ask my local librarian... If she had books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat. She said they rang a bell but dont know if they are there or not.

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Schrodinger One Liners

Which schrodinger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with schrodinger? I can suggest the ones about cat and kitten.

1. Schrodinger took his cat to the vet. The vet said, I have good news and bad news.
2. Schrodinger's Cat recently went on a crime spree He's wanted dead and alive
3. I identify as Schrodinger's cat My pronouns are is/isn't.
4. Schrodinger's Crush: Before you ask her out, she is both single and taken
5. What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox? Dead or Alive
6. I feel bad for Schrodinger's cat But at the same time I don't
7. Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar. Or did it?
8. Every time Schrodinger is misquoted he might roll over in his grave Or not
9. Is "Schrodinger's Cat" meme dead or alive? I'm afraid to look.
10. Curiosity killed Schrodinger's cat... Or did it?
11. Did you hear about Schrodinger's missing luggage? It was an open and shut case.
12. My cat, Schrodinger went missing I don't know if she is dead or alive.
13. What was the name of Schrodinger's cat? InterMittens.
14. Q:"Are Schrodinger joke any good?" A: "I donno man. Depends on the observing public."
15. Schrodinger's Pizza You don't know until you get it whether its delivery, or Digiorno's

Schrodinger Cat Jokes

Here is a list of funny schrodinger cat jokes and even better schrodinger cat puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do Schrodinger's cat and Kim Jong-un have in common? They're both alive and dead until you see them!
• Have you seen "Schrodinger's Cat the Movie"? It doesn't have any showing times. You buy a ticket but won't know if it is playing or not until you walk into the theater.
• What did the vet say when Schrodinger went to pick up his cat? "I have good news and bad news..."
• How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox? By thinking outside the box
• I saw a sign today about lost cat Missing cat: Wanted dead and alive
  If found return to Schrodinger
• I put up Missing Cat signs in my neighborhood for my friend Schrodinger..... I hope nobody looks for it.
• Why shouldn't you bother Schrodinger's Cat at a party? It's having a lot of fun in limbo
• We've all heard about Schrodinger's Cat, but have your heard about Schrodinger's Trap? It's gay and straight until you look.
• Schrodinger's cat went into a bar And it didnt
• What did Schrodinger name his cat? Tom Petty.

Fun-Filled Schrodinger Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about schrodinger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kitty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make schrodinger pranks.