Schrodinger Cat Jokes
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Funniest Schrodinger Cat Short Jokes
Short schrodinger cat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The schrodinger cat humour may include short heisenberg cat jokes also.
- Schrodinger's cat was meant to prove how dumb quantum states are, yet it's widely used to advocate and explain it. I bet he's rolling in his grave... and not
- Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law? I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.
- What do Schrodinger's cat and Kim Jong-un have in common? They're both alive and dead until you see them!
- Have you seen "Schrodinger's Cat the Movie"? It doesn't have any showing times. You buy a ticket but won't know if it is playing or not until you walk into the theater.
- How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox? By thinking outside the box
- I saw a sign today about lost cat Missing cat: Wanted dead and alive
If found return to Schrodinger - I put up Missing Cat signs in my neighborhood for my friend Schrodinger..... I hope nobody looks for it.
- For Sale: One live cat. It is also dead. Do not open the box. Contact E. Schrodinger via photons passing through a double slit.
- Curiosity has killed my cat.... At least I think it did. I mistook Schrodinger's box for my cat carrier when I threw the squeaky-catnip-mouse toy in...
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Schrodinger Cat One Liners
Which schrodinger cat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with schrodinger cat? I can suggest the ones about cat fur and stray cat.
- Schrodinger took his cat to the vet. The vet said, I have good news and bad news.
- Schrodinger's Cat recently went on a crime spree He's wanted dead and alive
- I identify as Schrodinger's cat My pronouns are is/isn't.
- I feel bad for Schrodinger's cat But at the same time I don't
- Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar. Or did it?
- Is "Schrodinger's Cat" meme dead or alive? I'm afraid to look.
- Curiosity killed Schrodinger's cat... Or did it?
- My cat, Schrodinger went missing I don't know if she is dead or alive.
- What was the name of Schrodinger's cat? InterMittens.
- Why shouldn't you bother Schrodinger's Cat at a party? It's having a lot of fun in limbo
- Schrodinger's cat went into a bar And it didnt
- What did Schrodinger name his cat? Tom Petty.
- Who is the scientist's favorite zombie? The schrodinger cat.
- Schrodinger's Cat is depressed Cat: No one came to my birthday party/f**...
Entertaining Schrodinger Cat Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about schrodinger cat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crazy cat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make schrodinger cat pranks.
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving down the highway...
After they pass mile marker 16, a state trooper pulls them over for speeding. The trooper goes up to the window and sees Heisenberg behind the wheel.
Trooper: "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going when you passed that mile marker?"
Heisenberg: "Well I certainly don't know now that I know where I was."
The trooper arrests them and he decides to search the trunk of the vehicle. Inside he finds a dead cat.
He goes back to them sitting in the back of his cruiser and says "Did you know there is a dead cat in your trunk?"
Schrodinger: "Well *now* I do!"
Invitation to a Scientists' ball
Some of the replies from the scientists invited:
Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.
Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend.
Volta was electrified and Archimedes, buoyant at the thought.
Ampere was worried he wasn't up to current research.
Ohm resisted the idea at first.
Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience.
Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam.
Stephenson thought the whole idea was loco.
Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.
Dr Jekyll declined -- he hadn't been feeling himself lately.
Morse's reply: "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now must dash."
Heisenberg was uncertain if he could make it.
Hertz said in the future he planned to attend with greater frequency.
Henry begged off due to a low capacity for alcohol.
Audobon said he'd have to wing it.
Hawking said he'd try to string enough time together to make a space in his schedule.
Darwin said he'd have to see what evolved.
Schrodinger had to take his cat to the vet, or did he?
Mendel said he'd put some things together and see what came out.
Descartes said he'd think about it.
Newton was moved to attend.
Pavlov was drooling at the thought.
Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetic personality.
JP Clark & Siegfried the Deerslayer Wanna-Be
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are traveling in a car.
They get puled over by a cop. The cop asks, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says, "No, but I know where I am." The officer becomes suspicious, so he asks to check the trunk. He looks inside and asks, "Did you know that there is a dead cat in your trunk?" Schrodinger replies, "I do now."
Ten Science Jokes for Nerds
* I'm reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
* I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
* Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers.
* Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.
* Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.
* A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
What do we want? .
Time travel
When do we want it? .
Irrelevant.
* What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!
* A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies For you, no charge .
* Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm positive.
* An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.
Heisenberg and Schrodinger get pulled over
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Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"
The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"
The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.
"A cat," Schrödinger replies.
The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."
Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now."
I called my friend at 2 in the afternoon and...
he answered the phone groggily, so I asked if he was sleeping. He said "uhhh, yes and no". So I asked if he was taking a Schrodinger's Cat nap. *crickets*
I woke up today and I thought, today I would tell my colleagues a joke
about schrodinger's dead cat.
Then I thought maybe, I will tell a joke about schrodinger's alive cat.
So I decided not to go to office today.
A cop pulls Schrodinger over off of the highway...
... The cop gets out of his cruiser and walks up to Schrodinger's car. He says to Schrodinger, "Hey, don't you work at the university around here?" Schrodinger replies "why, yes." The cop asks Schrodinger "I know the university is pretty rowdy and likes to party. Do you mind if I look around your car?" Schrodinger says "Sure." So the cop searches Schrodinger's car. When he opens the trunk, he finds a dead cat. The cop, stunned, walks back up to the driver's window and says to Schrodinger "Did you know you had a dead cat in the back of your car?" Schrodinger, quite angry now, says "Well I do now."
I took an AP Physics test today and finished early, so I wrote this joke in the test booklet out of boredom
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving along when they get pulled over.
The police officer asks them if they know how fast they were going.
Heisenberg says, "I'm uncertain."
The officer then asks for them to open the trunk, and they oblige.
"Did you know there is a dead cat in your trunk?" the officer asks incredulously.
"I do now!" Schrodinger replies.
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are speeding down the highway.
A state cop pulls them over. The cop walks up to the window and asks Heisenberg, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I knew where I was." The cop says, "You were going over 90 miles per hour!" To which Heisenberg replies, "Fine. Now we're lost."Thinking this answer is a little strange, the cop decides to investigate the vehicle. He begins by opening the trunk. Shocked by what he finds, he shouts, "You have a dead cat in here!" Schrodinger answers, "Well I do now!"
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Schrodinger's f**...
Apparently Schrodinger had a lousy sense of smell.
Only way he could tell if the f**... smelled bad, was if he did it into a box with a cat.
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We've all heard about Schrodinger's Cat, but have your heard about Schrodinger's Trap?
It's gay and straight until you look.
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Heisenberg and Schrodinger are in a car ...
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are in a car. They get pulled over.
Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am!" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35."
Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "You have a dead cat back here!"
"We do now, a**...!" shouts Schrodinger.
I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross county adventure…
So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter.
The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
