The Best 9 Schoolyard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Schoolyard jokes. There are some schoolyard therapy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these schoolyard outpost puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Schoolyard Jokes and Puns

What do you call a bombed schoolyard?

Recess Pieces.

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers

The first boy says, My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.

The second boy says, That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.

The third boy says, I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!

So Rene points to Gorgias in the schoolyard and says, "you're a stupid solipsist...".

...and Gorgias says, "I know you are but what I am."

Schoolyard joke, So Rene points to Gorgias in the schoolyard and says, "you're a stupid solipsist...".

A schoolyard bully asked all of his usual victims to get together and be waiting for him so he could get through all of his beatings quickly this time, but none of them showed up.

End of joke. There was no punchline.

"I just love a girl in uniform"

Appropriate on the battlefield, but not at your local schoolyard.


The little children

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks.

Three boys talk in the schoolyard:

Boy one: "You know, my mom's mouth is so big, that she can swallow a whole cinnamon bun in one bite!"

Boy two: "Whatever, my mom can swallow a panini with just one bite!"

Boy three: "Those are rookie numbers! My mom can swallow a whole floor lamp in one gulp!"

Boy one and boy two look at boy three with delusion, and ask him how he knows she can do it, boy three answers:
"I heard when mommy and daddy where talking with each other in the other room the other night. Mom whispered: "turn off the floor lamp, i'll take it in my mouth.""

Schoolyard joke, Three boys talk in the schoolyard:

There's a fat man in a schoolyard.

A mother approaches him and asks:

"Are you waiting for a child?"

So he replies:

"No, I'm just fat"

What is the difference between a schoolyard bully and an environmentalist?

Nothing. They both want to increase attacks on minors.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the schoolyard devotion jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working schoolyard prevention piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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