Schoolyard Jokes
9 schoolyard jokes and hilarious schoolyard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about schoolyard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What do you call a bombed schoolyard?
Recess Pieces.
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers
The first boy says, My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.
The second boy says, That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.
The third boy says, I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!
So Rene points to Gorgias in the schoolyard and says, "you're a s**... solipsist...".
...and Gorgias says, "I know you are but what I am."
A schoolyard bully asked all of his usual victims to get together and be waiting for him so he could get through all of his beatings quickly this time, but none of them showed up.
End of joke. There was no punchline.
The little children
I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks.
"I just love a girl in uniform"
Appropriate on the battlefield, but not at your local schoolyard.
Three boys talk in the schoolyard:
Boy one: "You know, my mom's mouth is so big, that she can s**... a whole cinnamon bun in one bite!"
Boy two: "Whatever, my mom can s**... a panini with just one bite!"
Boy three: "Those are rookie numbers! My mom can s**... a whole floor lamp in one gulp!"
Boy one and boy two look at boy three with delusion, and ask him how he knows she can do it, boy three answers:
"I heard when mommy and daddy where talking with each other in the other room the other night. Mom whispered: "turn off the floor lamp, i'll take it in my mouth.""
There's a fat man in a schoolyard.
A mother approaches him and asks:
"Are you waiting for a child?"
So he replies:
"No, I'm just fat"
What is the difference between a schoolyard bully and an environmentalist?
Nothing. They both want to increase attacks on minors.
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