Schoolgirl Jokes
13 schoolgirl jokes and hilarious schoolgirl puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about schoolgirl that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Schoolgirl Short Jokes
Short schoolgirl jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The schoolgirl humour may include short school girl jokes also.
- Why did the blonde schoolgirl never try to go fishing? She learned there's only two poles on earth.
- Between the Boko Haram schoolgirl abductions and the recent Malaysia Airlines incidents... I'm starting to doubt if we'll ever see an intact black box ever again.
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Schoolgirl One Liners
Which schoolgirl one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with schoolgirl? I can suggest the ones about young girl and teenage girl.
- As schoolgirl skirts get shorter... ...anemia rates grow in Japan.
Cheerful Fun Schoolgirl Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about schoolgirl you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean school kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make schoolgirl pranks.
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I was having s**... with this german schoolgirl the other day
I was really into it, but she totally killed the mood by shouting her age the entire time
Just a schoolgirl waiting for her dad…
While waiting for my dad, two of the school janitors came outside and started smoking a joint.
When my dad saw us, he ran into the cloud of smoke, grabbed me by the arm and shoved me into the car!
What's wrong with you? Why are you angry at ME? I protested. I didn't even do anything!
He glared at me in the rear view mirror. I will not have any daughter of mine wasting her time with high maintenance people!
A supposedly true story
One day, in Great Britain, two Muslim schoolgirls were chatting away to each other in a foreign language on a public bus. The man sitting in front of them turned around and said, "This is England. Speak English." The woman in front of him turned around and said, "Actually, this is Wales and they're speaking Welsh."
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Two schoolgirls are talking about who to vote for Class President.
"I'm voting for Mark. He's so dreamy!"
"I'm not voting for that big h**.... Every time he sees me he gets turned on. He tries to act like it's not happening, but it's pretty obvious."
"So?"
"I'm not voting for an e**... denier."
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s**... education class
Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the s**... Education class."
Teacher: "Why?"
Schoolgirl: "Someone told me that the final exam will be o**...."
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My girlfriend wanted to spice things up with some schoolgirl fantasy
She seemed pretty into it but marking her exams didn't turn me on at all.
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My girlfriend has a schoolgirl fantasy...
I get really uncomfortable when she makes me wear the outfit...
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What should I call my new lesbian h**... featuring two anime schoolgirls trapped in the South Tower during 9/11?
*Two Tsun?*
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A Scottish p**......
He goes up to an 8 year old schoolgirl and says
"Give me a sweetie little girl"
