The Best 10 Schoolgirl Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Schoolgirl jokes. There are some schoolgirl mooslim jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these schoolgirl pupil puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Schoolgirl Jokes and Puns

I was having sex with this german schoolgirl the other day

I was really into it, but she totally killed the mood by shouting her age the entire time

Just a schoolgirl waiting for her dad…

While waiting for my dad, two of the school janitors came outside and started smoking a joint.

When my dad saw us, he ran into the cloud of smoke, grabbed me by the arm and shoved me into the car!

What's wrong with you? Why are you angry at ME? I protested. I didn't even do anything!

He glared at me in the rear view mirror. I will not have any daughter of mine wasting her time with high maintenance people!

Sex education class

Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the sex Education class."
Teacher: "Why?"
Schoolgirl: "Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral."

Schoolgirl joke, Sex education class

Why did the blonde schoolgirl never try to go fishing?

She learned there's only two poles on earth.

My girlfriend wanted to spice things up with some schoolgirl fantasy

She seemed pretty into it but marking her exams didn't turn me on at all.


Between the Boko Haram schoolgirl abductions and the recent Malaysia Airlines incidents...

I'm starting to doubt if we'll ever see an intact black box ever again.

A Muslim schoolgirl is complaining that she has been excluded from her Camden school for wearing a veil.

Ironically, if she lived in a Muslim country she could wear a veil to her heart's content, she just wouldn't be allowed to go to school.

Schoolgirl joke, A Muslim schoolgirl is complaining that she has been excluded from her Camden school for wearing a v

My girlfriend has a schoolgirl fantasy...

I get really uncomfortable when she makes me wear the outfit...

As schoolgirl skirts get shorter...

...anemia rates grow in Japan.

A Scottish paedophile...

He goes up to an 8 year old schoolgirl and says
"Give me a sweetie little girl"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the schoolgirl schoolchildren jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working schoolgirl inaccurate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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