Schoolboy Jokes
5 schoolboy jokes and hilarious schoolboy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about schoolboy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A schoolboy rescues President Trump
A schoolboy walking home from school see Donald Trump* drowning in a pond. He dives him and saves him.
The president is very grateful and offers him a gift as a reward.
"All I want is a wheelchair" says the boy.
A wheelchair? Why do you need a wheelchair? the president asks.
Well, the boy explains, when my old man finds out I rescued you from drowning, he's gonna break both my legs.
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When I heard the news that 12 Thai schoolboys had been rescued from underground...
I had to run home and make sure my basement was still padlocked.
We have everything!
Two schoolboys are talking to each other. One of them says that after school ends, he'll have to go shopping with his parents, because they need to buy some things.
The other boy says: "And I don't, because now we have everything we need".
The first one asks him: "How do you know"?
He answers: "Because yesterday Dad came home in a Corvette convertible, and Mom said *"g**..., Chris, that's the last thing we needed!"*
What about the rumours David Cameron smoked drugs as a schoolboy?
What worries me most is that he dressed up as a schoolboy to do it, the pervert.
A schoolboy is learning about the native peoples of the Americas when he asked his teacher, How would you describe Native American s**...?
The teacher replied, In tents.
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