The Best 3 Schoolboy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Schoolboy jokes. There are some schoolboy youngster jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these schoolboy schoolgirl puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Schoolboy Jokes and Puns

A schoolboy rescues President Trump

A schoolboy walking home from school see Donald Trump* drowning in a pond. He dives him and saves him.

The president is very grateful and offers him a gift as a reward.

"All I want is a wheelchair" says the boy.

A wheelchair? Why do you need a wheelchair? the president asks.

Well, the boy explains, when my old man finds out I rescued you from drowning, he's gonna break both my legs.


We have everything!

Two schoolboys are talking to each other. One of them says that after school ends, he'll have to go shopping with his parents, because they need to buy some things.

The other boy says: "And I don't, because now we have everything we need".

The first one asks him: "How do you know"?

He answers: "Because yesterday Dad came home in a Corvette convertible, and Mom said *"Goddamnit, Chris, that's the last thing we needed!"*

A schoolboy is learning about the native peoples of the Americas when he asked his teacher, How would you describe Native American sex?

The teacher replied, In tents.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the schoolboy teenage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working schoolboy pope piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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