School Shooting Jokes
124 school shooting jokes and hilarious school shooting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about school shooting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest School Shooting Short Jokes
Short school shooting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The school shooting humour may include short mass shooting jokes also.
- White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class.
- Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics? because they practice at the best schools
- Why would Donald Trump run into an active school shooting, even if unarmed? Because he knows one of his supporters would never shoot him
- Placing three armed veterans in each school will stop school shootings The shooter will see people with three arms and freak out.
- I want to make a school shooting joke, but that might seem offensive. I think I should aim for a younger crowd.
- What's the best part about having memorial day off? 3 straight days without a school shooting.
- No wonder fortnite is so popular among school children Who doesn't love hopping off the bus and shooting everybody in sight?
- What's the difference between a school shooting and a royal wedding? A royal wedding doesn't happen every week.
- My brother didnt like the school shooting jokes I was making I think I should aim for a younger audience.
- I recently Learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting. Apparently the term 'School photos' is more acceptable.
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School Shooting One Liners
Which school shooting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with school shooting? I can suggest the ones about shooting and shots fired.
- I never understood school shooting jokes I guess they're aimed at a younger audience...
- Why are Americans so dumb? Because they shoot the ones that go to school
- Hey girl are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
- What's the best part about summer in the U.S.? 3 months of no school shootings.
- I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
- After 23 school shootings in 2018 We did it. We finally banned straws.
- I never get any of the school shooting jokes they must be aimed at a younger audience
- Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings. Corona did what Trump promised
- Why are Americans so good at shooting? They have the best schools for it.
- Why did the American start shooting the river? He learned fish swim in schools
- Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot kids inside you
- Why are Americans so good at shooting? They have the best schools to practise
- I usually dont get school shooting jokes. Typically they are aimed at a younger audience.
- Why do so many kids die in school shootings? They aren't allowed to run in the hallways.
- It's been a few weeks since the last school shooting. Oh, it's summer.
Amusing & Witty School Shooting Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about school shooting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean school safe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make school shooting pranks.
Where did 2021 soldiers learn to shoot?
In school!
Back in my day we didn't call them school shootings
We called them surprise hide and seek
An RAF vet is giving a talk about the war...
An RAF veteran is giving a talk to a class of school children, and was trying to explain what a typical mission would be like.
"So there I was, escorting the b**... to their target, when out of the blue we were attacked by a bunch of Fokkers. There were about 20 of these Fokkers. One took out my buddy, but I managed to shoot the Fokker down. Then one was on my tail and I coukdn't shake the Fokker, but my pal took care of him. Then I took out two more of the Fokkers..."
The teacher interupts "Children I should explain, the Fokker was a type of figher airplane used by the German Air Force to stop the RAF b**... and their escorts."
"Yes, but these Fokkers were Messerschmitts!"
The only school shooting I do.
Is h**... in math class.
I'm gonna try and shoot the whole school
Said the yearbook photographer
What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?
A school shooting
I told my dad about the school shooting today
I don't know why he got so worked up over picture day.
Don't make school shooting jokes.
You can't imagine what went through their heads in their final moments.
How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
American Ginny Thrasher won gold in the Olympic shooting contest. When asked where she learned her skills
"in school" she replied.
The US won gold in shooting
They have good schools for it
Did you hear about the shooting at the school for blind, deaf mutes?
It was truly a senseless tragedy.
Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?
White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.
Many Americans would be surprised to know that we Europeans also have shooting ranges
They're called schools and children are sent there to learn
Girl are you a school?
Because I wanna shoot some kids in you
Britons vs. Americans
Americans:
It's Mom not Mum
It's Chips not Crisps
It's Fries not Chips
It's Color not Colour
It's Soccer not Football
It's Football not Rugby
Britons:
It's School not Shooting Range.
School is like h**...
I shoot it up all the time.
What do heroine and schools have in common?
You're not supposed to shoot up either.
Sherlock and Watson go to shoot up a school..
Watson: which part of the school shall we head to first sherlock?
Sherlock: Elementary my dear Watson.
[Please don't kill me for this]
I wanted to shoot up the school..
But my mom said "No" which is part of the reason why I'm no longer homeschooled.
the ironic thing about SCHOOL SHOOTINGs...
America never Learns from them. I mean if there's anywhere to learn a friggin lesson it's in a school!
Did you hear about the shooting at the deaf school?
Neither did they.
FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL MY AMERICAN FRIENDS....
It's Mum not Mom
It's crisps not chips
It's chips not fries
It's football not soccer
It's rugby not football
It's school not shooting range!
How to end school shootings while making both sides happy
Ban the children
Why are there no school shootings in Afghanistan?
America already bombed the schools.
What's the difference between a shooting range and a school in the US?
You'll find a Safety Officer in the former.
Differences between Americans and British dialect.
British: Rubbish.
American: Garbage.
British: n**....
American: diper.
British: school.
American: shooting range.
How many FBI agents does it take to change a light bulb?
Maybe if they weren't so busy changing light bulbs, there wouldn't be so many school shootings.
Do you know that in PUBG?
There are more guns at School than at the shooting range
Friend: Have you ever smoked Smarties?
Me: Is that when you shoot up a grammar school?
In schools with no tolerance policies...
Does everyone go to jail after a school shooting?
America has figured out a way to stop school shootings
It's called "Summer Break"
Do you know what drastically goes down during the summer?
School shootings.
You know the best part about summer time?
No school shootings.
In high school they called me Mr. Oblivious. So when I noticed the new kid with his fancy gear walk in I called him "Mr.Big Shot".
That compliment spared me from the school shooting
I asked my friend in Texas if he wanted to go to the shooting range with me.
He says, "Nah fam, High School was a long time ago"
I've just finished the script for a film I titled "American Schools"
Shooting starts soon.
Jokes about school shootings aren't funny. Seriously, my brother died in one. I even remember his last words.
"You'll never take me alive, pigs!"
I tried to shoot up a school
But the fish were too fast
What is the best part about holidays in the USA?
No school shootings
What do school shooting victims, and jokes about school shootings have in common?
They never get old.
Are you a school?
Because I can see myself shooting children in you.
[OC] How do americans get to the shooting range?
With the school bus
Why were the group of fish afraid to play basketball?
Because then there would be another school shooting.
What's the best thing about summer in America?
Three months without a school shooting.
School shooting rates in America have dropped by crazy amounts over the past 2 months
The Summertime truly does bring miracles
School dances this year are going to be like Fortnite lobbies...
Lots of s**... dance moves and unnecessary shooting
Middle school dance parties probably look like a fortnite lobby now.
Lots of ridiculous dancing and and unnecessary shooting.
Why did the gunman start shooting at the ocean?
Because he found out fish swim in schools.
My friend went to this really prestigious, super expensive prep academy.
I mean these kids are so rich they hire hitmen to do their school shootings.
In Britain they have schools
In America they have shooting ranges
Note: this 'joke' was told to me today as a 'true statistical fact' and I just wanted to get your opinion not meant to offend anyone
Yo mama so s**... she heard about a school shooting and thought it was picture day
Zing?
Are you a school
Cuz I wanna shoot a bunch of kids in you
I find it amusing Americans call it soccer and the English call it football
Just like how I find it amusing the English call it shooting range and the Americans call it school
A school shooting breaks out, the shooter kills every kid he sees for being cruel to him, all except one specific 12 year old boy.
I guess progeria has it's ups.
It's never a good idea to joke about school shootings
They're a loaded topic
social distancing is great, public school shootings are down 100%
Unfortunately home school shootings are up 100%
Say what you want about America being on lockdown...
but school shootings are practically zero.
The American man and the British man
(Not sure where I learned this one)
Once there was an American man talking to a British man. The American man was lecturing the British man, saying he was saying things wrong. He said its not lift its elevator, its not Tele its TV and its not a boot its a trunk of a car. The British man calmly said back "its not a shooting range its a school
Americans aren't s**....
We just shoot the ones who go to school.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than the school shooting?
The royal wedding doesn't happen every week.
Why did the American shoot the fish?
Because a group of fish are a school
If you adults are so mature then stop making school shooting jokes.
They're directed at a younger audiance
(PLS don't get offended)
