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  1. Placing three armed veterans in each school will stop school shootings The shooter will see people with three arms and freak out.
  2. I deserve an award for beating up a school shooter... I beat him up every day for nearly a year before he shot up the school.
  3. (Possibly offensive joke?) Not a single adult gets my school shooter jokes. I guess they're aimed at kids.
  4. Why are school shooters more likely to be white people? White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.
  5. what do school shooter victims and school shooter jokes have in common? they never get old
  6. A school shooter is gunning down his classmates when he sees his ex-girlfriend. Why didn't he kill her? He missed her.
  7. Netflix is producing a documentary about the end of BlockBuster.... Thats like if the school shooters produced "Bowling for Columbine"
  8. Why did Columbine High School lose all their basketball games? They lost their 2 best shooters
  9. Just saw a guy with a bowl-cut mullet Or as I like to call it "School shooter in the front, abortion clinic shooter in the back." - Corey Forrester
  10. A high schooled student becomes a national hero after taking down a school shooter But was expelled because of the schools zero tolerance policy

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School Shooter One Liners

Which school shooter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with school shooter? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. I never got school shooter jokes Guess they're aimed at a younger audience.
  2. What do you call a Kid that stands up to his Bullies? School shooter.
  3. What do you call an alcohol made to support education? A school shooter.
  4. What do you call someone who photographs fish? A school shooter
  5. The pen is mightier than the sword. That's why school shooters use the ar-15
  6. What's the worst thing about being suicidal? The school shooter will always spare you.
  7. You should never be a school shooter Because arsonists get way higher KD ratios
  8. Who is the worst school shooter? Voldemort.
  9. Maybe we should call school shooters transgender.
  10. A school shooters favorite viral challenge The mannequin challenge
  11. Have you heard of Sante Fe High school's basketball team? They lost their best shooter
  12. School shooters are like farts. Silent but deadly.
  13. What do you call a spear-fisherman hunting a group of fish? A school shooter
  14. What do you call a kid on the school basketball team? A school shooter
  15. The only people that look up to school shooters... ..are the students on the ground

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about school shooter can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of school shooter puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

School Shooter Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about school shooter you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make school shooter prank.

What do you call someone who kills too many fish?

A school shooter.

Now I'm not saying I plan to be a school shooter...

but if I was Dylan..

What is the difference between black, brown and white shooters?

Black shooters learn to shoot in the streets.
Brown shooters learn to shoot in the desert.
White shooters learn to shoot in schools

I got into the local news after mag-dumping my SKS rifle into the lake today.

They called me a school shooter.

What's the difference between a cold nose and that weird white kid in your class?

One's a cool h**..., the other is a school shooter

What did the school shooter say to his teacher right before he pulled the trigger?

Bye Mom.

What to school shooter jokes have on common with school shooter victims?

They both never get old

Banning straws will actually help with school shootings.

That way the potential shooters won't ever get down to their last straw.

Why are w**... so prone to being school shooters?

They go to school.

Judge: "So did you aim to kill your classmates?"

School shooter: "That wasn't necessary, your Honor, I had a shotgun."

What did the School Shooter say to the Cashier after he bought his AR15?

It's for Educational Purposes.

Why do the school shooters never run out of ammo?

Because there are a lot of documents with bullets in schools.

An offense-ive joke

What do you call a soccer player who became i school shooter?
A striker.

What's a school shooter's favorite drink?

Reb and v**....

I know a way to kill people you hate in school at america

Call his phone had tell him the school shooter is in his classroom.

You never want to be near an Italian teacher during school shooting

Probably gonna joining school shooters side

What's one similarity between a school shooter and your mom?

If they yell your name, you better start running.

Why are there no schools in Fortnite?

Because if there were there would be too many lawsuits for school shooters

The school hired me as a photographer

So I was hired to photograph a school event and when I walked up to the doors these security guys stared me down and asked what I was doing
I started to reach for my camera and said I was the school shooter
And the d**... jumped on me and cuffed me!

A school shooting breaks out, the shooter kills every kid he sees for being cruel to him, all except one specific 12 year old boy.

I guess progeria has it's ups.

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