School Kid Jokes
38 school kid jokes and hilarious school kid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about school kid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest School Kid Short Jokes
Short school kid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The school kid humour may include short young kid jokes also.
- When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my french" after a swear word... ...I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any french.
- I dont believe in hitting my children as punishment So i send them to school wearing crocs and anime shirts and let other kids beat them instead
- In high school some kids told me they'd give me $20 to hang out with them. Turns out it was just clique bait.
- When I was a kid my mom used to say " Perdon my French" when she said any bad word. I'll never forget the day in school when my teacher ask if could speak French.
- The kid that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the other hand, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
- My wife accused me of achieving nothing... So I told her "well I won the Leslie Neilsen award at school."
"What's that?" she said
"It's a big building with kids in it" - Did you guys hear about the kid getting arrested for bringing a clock to school? Sources say that the teachers were alarmed.
- When I was a kid adults would use swear words then apologise by saying 'Excuse my French'. I still remember my first day at school when the teacher asked "Does anyone know any French?"
- Is it ok for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school? Or does that make me a bad teacher?
- I was dropping my kids off at school when I saw a sign that said "Watch for Children." I'm going to miss them, but man this is a nice Rolex.
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School Kid One Liners
Which school kid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with school kid? I can suggest the ones about school children and school girl.
- Hey girl are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
- What did the Indian kid say to his parents when he left for school Mum bai
- Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD Its a concentration camp
- Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot kids inside you
- Why do so many kids die in school shootings? They aren't allowed to run in the hallways.
- What do Mexican kids read in middle school? Tequila Mockingbird.
- Why did the crippled kid get bullied at school? Because he can't stand up for himself.
- Why did the kid drown in school? He got below C level grades.
- Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school? They never got a reaction out of him.
- I'm off to pick the kids up from school. Before their parents get there.
- The only time kids are shot in school in Canada is.. Picture day
- My kid says he's not interested in school - so he tried joining the Board of Education.
- At school the other kids used to push me around and call me lazy I loved that wheelchair.
- Girl are you a school? Because I wanna shoot some kids in you
- What do you call a kid with down syndrome who's late to school? Retardy
Entertaining School Kid Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about school kid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean little kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make school kid pranks.
Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight...
So as an adult, I had to step in.
They didn't stand a chance.
Four high school kids who carpooled together decided to skip school and spend the day fishing.
The next day they told the teacher that they had had a flat tire, and couldn't make it to class.
Much to their relief, she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a pop quiz yesterday, so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down.
Once they were seated and ready, she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"
Govt. Statistics show that 35% of all school kids fall victim to online bullying and this can only mean 1 thing
65% of my emails aren't going out
Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
What do you call all the high school kids who haven't been able to go to school because of Covid-19?
Quaranteens.
H2O this is water.
H3O+ this is water on acid.
Stay in school kids.
An interesting title
In high school kids used to say i resembled a large bird so they would exclude me from activities.
I guess that would make me Ostrich-sized
In Australia, everything that isn't you is trying to kill you....
....except for school kids.
What did the Hawaiian say to the visiting school kids about Mt. Kilauea?
This blows.
Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but they get extra credits for it
Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
We all know that elementary school kids try to make each other spell 'icup', but what do kids in the hood say?
Icug.
What were the last words of the oblivious popular high school kid?
"oh look Mr.Big Shot!"
If someone offered you drugs, always say yes because drugs are expensive
Jk stay in school kids
Father and son are shopping in a grocery store and the son asks dad what are these for?
*pointing at the condoms*
Dad: oh well son, remember the birds and the bees? Well those are something you use for protection
Son: what's this 3 pack?
Dad: those are for high school kids, just getting starting.. 1 Friday, 1 Saturday and 1 Sunday
Son: this 6 back?
Dad: These are for college students.. 2 Friday, 2 Saturday, and 2 Sunday
Son: and these?
Dad: oh the 12 pack? These are very special. These are for married folks.. 1 January, 1 February, 1 March...
Two high school kids decide to have s**... for the first time.
He goes to the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for 2 dozen of his best condoms in preparation for the evening.
Before their big date, he goes to his girlfriends house for dinner and to meet her family.
Before they eat, her father asks the boy to lead the prayer.
He leads a beautiful lengthy prayer about resisting temptation and maintaining purity.
As the young couple is walking out the door to go on their date , she says Johnny, I didn't realize you were so religious.
To which he replies, yeah, well I didn't realize your Dad was a pharmacist!
A boy and his father are in the store
When they come across the section where the condoms are kept. The boy looks at them and asks his dad why they come in packs of 3, 6, and 12.
The father replies: "Well son the 3 pack is for the highschool kids, one for Friday, one for saturday, and one for Sunday. The 6 pack is for the college kids. Same principle, but 2 for friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for sunday."
"What about the 12 pack?" asked the son.
"Those are for the married men" said the dad proudly.
"Really?" asked the son.
"Yes indeed," said the father. "One for January, one for February, one for March........."
A guy goes into a drugstore
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. The clerk says, What size? The guy says, Gee, I don't know. The clerk says, Go see Sophie in aisle 4. He goes over to see Sophie; she grabs him in the c**..., and yells, Medium.
The guy is mortified, he hurries over to pay and get out of the store. Another guy comes in to buy condoms, the clerks asks the size, and again sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, Large. The guy struts over to the register, pays and leaves.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms. The clerk says, What size? The kid feeling embarrassed says, I've never done this before. I don't know what size. The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells, Clean up in aisle 4!
A little boy and his dad were in line at the drug store
And the boy picks up a pack of condoms. He asks "what are these daddy?" And his dad says "those are for high school kids." The boy asks "why are there three?" The father says "one for Thursday night, one for Friday night, and one for Saturday night."
The boy picks up another pack and asks "why are there six in this one?" So the father says "those are for college kids. Two for Thursday, two for Friday, and two for Saturday."
The boy picks up a third pack and asks "why are there twelve in this one?" The father says "oh those are for married men. One for every month of the year."
A boy is in a CVS with his dad...
A boy is in a CVS with his dad. While in line at the pharmacy, the boy notices something in a box that resembles balloons. Curious, the boy asks his dad about these balloons in the box. "Well, those are condoms, son," the boy's dad replies. "What are condoms used for, dad?" replied the little boy. "They are used so men can practice safe s**...," said the father. The boy asks his dad who would use the box of three. The boy's dad replies, "Those are for high school kids. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." The boy then spots a box of six and asks his dad about those. "Those are for college kids son. They use two on Friday, two on Saturday and two on Sunday." The boy then asks, "Well what about the box of twelve?" To which the boy's dad replied, "Those are for married men like myself, son. One for January, one for February, one for March....."
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms...
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk.
"Gee, I don't know."
"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the c**..., and yells, "Medium!"
The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.
Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!"
The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4.
She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"
Father and his 13 year old son walk into the pharmacy.
The son sees the boxes of condoms and asks: "What are these dad?"
And the father answers truthfully:
"These, my boy, are called condoms. Men use them to have safe s**...."
"Oh.. i see! the boy answers. They shown them to us at school, in the s**... education class."
Then the boy looks at a packet with 3 condoms in it and asks: "Why does this one have only 3 in it dad?"
"This, son is for high-school kids: One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."
Then the boy looks at another packet that has 6 inside.
"What about this one? Why does it have 6 in?"
"This is for college students: Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday."
Then the kid sees that packet with 12 inside and with great wonder asks: "And this one dad, with 12 inside?"
His father sighs and explains to him: "These my boy, are for married people. One for January, one for February…"
