School Days Jokes

Funniest School Days Short Jokes

Short school days jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The school days humour may include short school safe jokes also.

1. When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my french" after a swear word... ...I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any french.
2. In my day, schooling was so severe. If we got answers wrong in class, teachers would hit us with unbreakable metal ruler.
   Tough measures.
3. What's the best part about having memorial day off? 3 straight days without a school shooting.
4. First Day At School The child comes home from his first day at school.
   His Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"
   The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."
5. My daughter came home from her first day at school and announced that she "learned how to make babies" You drop the "y" and add "ies".
6. My teacher said that we were going to have only half of a day of school this morning We all cheered, then she said that we'd have the other half this afternoon.
7. Two Dutch girls Two dutch girls are riding their bicycles home from school one day. The first one says "I've never come this way before." And the other says "it's the cobblestones. "
8. My kids seem to magically only get sick on school days...and quite a lot of them. It's like they've got weekend immune systems.
9. Where do galaxies go to college? University!
   Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)
10. On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read…. "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

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School Days One Liners

Which school days one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with school days? I can suggest the ones about school start and kid school.

1. What did the buffalo say to his son on his first day of school? Bison.
2. What's yellow and comes in the morning to brighten every parent's day? The school bus.
3. If you miss a day in cosmetology school... Do you have to do a make-up test?
4. The only time kids are shot in school in Canada is.. Picture day
5. How did the Endorian get to school every day? Ewok'd.
6. I never learnt the meaning of the word truancy... ...I wasn't at school that day.
7. Why are schools red? You would be too if you had 7 periods a day.
8. Chuck Norris skipped school two days in a row... Those days are now Saturday and Sunday.
9. I went to braille school but quit after one day. I really wasn't feeling it.
10. If school buses become autonomous... hackers are going to have a field day.
11. Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
12. What did Eric say to his classmates on the last day of school? "Do you believe in God?"
13. Back in my day we didn't call them school shootings We called them surprise hide and seek
14. My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
15. I recently enrolled in pornstar school. The first day was a lot to take in.

Great School Days Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about school days you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean school work jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make school days pranks.