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Scholarship Jokes

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what do you call a cruise full of college graduates?

a Scholar-ship !

I spent my children's college fund on a boat...

I'm going to call it the scholarship.

As a broke college student, do you know what the best vehicle to have is?

A scholarSHIP.
I'm sorry.

I lost my college football scholarship in the very first game this weekend, for pulling a groin.

Not mine, someone else's.

The Catholic church wants more people interested in priesthood.

They have got a lot of bad publicity lately so they just released a new campaign. They are offering scholarships for 100 lucky boys that can attend private school to become a priest for free.
Their slogan: "Find the priest inside of you."

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Heard at Mass today that the government is providing scholarships to students who'd like to attend religious institutions...

Someone Alert the Masses!

True story

Son: I got my college acceptance letter, and they're giving me a $3,000 scholarship!
Mom: You did? What for?
Son: Community service!
Mom: Do they know a judge told you that you had to do it?

Did you hear about the inner city kid who got that track scholarship?

He overcame many hurdles.

Scholarship joke, Did you hear about the inner city kid who got that track scholarship?


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Scholarship joke, Did you hear about the inner city kid who got that track scholarship?

Scholarship joke, Did you hear about the inner city kid who got that track scholarship?