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Schnitzel Jokes

8 schnitzel jokes and hilarious schnitzel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about schnitzel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Entertaining Schnitzel Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What is a good schnitzel joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A Polish joke

A Polish man named Wojciech was fed up with being called a dumb p**... by every one he met. So one day he decided to pretend to be German. Wearing Liederhosen, knee socks and a feathered cap, he walked into a shop and told the man behind the counter:
"Hello my name is Rolf and I would like to buy some schnitzel, some saurbraten, some pretzels and some beer."
The counterman said "Get outta here you dumb p**...!".
Wojciech cried, "No no no! I am German! Don't you see my Liederhosen? Why do you think I am Polish?"
The counterman says "This is a hardware store."

Snoop Dogg should open up a Vietnamese-German fusion restaurant

and call it Pho Schnitzel

What do you call a half Mexican half German person?

A b**... Schnitzel.

A German man was hitting on my sister-in-law...

I told her "He wants to put his wiener in your schnitzel."
She replied "Not happening, I guess he'll be stroganoff."

New cuisines

I went to a Chinese/ German fusion buffet today for lunch. I had the Szechuan Schnitzel with sweet and sour k**.... It was pretty good. My only complaint is that an hour later I was hungry...
For POWER!

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

A man goes up to the counter to order a Polish sausage.

The cashier asks, Hey, are you polish?
The man then responds, You think I'm polish just because I ordered a Polish sausage? If I ordered a wiener schnitzel would you think I'm German? If I ordered sushi would you think I'm Japanese? If I ordered Pizza would you think I'm Italian?
The cashier responds, No, it's just that this is s hardware store.

Germans never complain joke

Does anyone know the full joke about the German family and little boy who never complain until the find an issue that has something to do with a schnitzel


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