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Schnauzer Jokes

6 schnauzer jokes and hilarious schnauzer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about schnauzer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for some humor to brighten up your day? Check out our collection of funny schnauzer jokes for a good laugh. Featuring a mix of witty puns and goofy jokes about schnauzer dogs, spaniels, suppositories, and terriers, there's something for everyone to enjoy. Get your chuckle on today!

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Comical Schnauzer Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What is a good schnauzer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A man takes his dog to a vet...

A man takes his dog to a vet because it has too much hair in its ears and is having trouble hearing. The vet suggests using nair hair removal cream to remove the large portion of hair from its ears.
So the man goes to a pharmacy and asks for some nair hair removal cream. Then at the counter, the pharmacist says, "ok if this is for your legs, don't wear any tight pants for a few days".
The man says, "its not for my legs".
The pharmacist then says, "ok if it's for your underarms, don't wear any tight shirts for a few days".
The man says, "its not for my underarms". The pharmacist then asks, "what is it for then?"
"It's for my schnauzer. "
Then don't ride your bike for a few days.

A lady goes to the store to get a hair trimmer for her dog

..as she's browsing a clerk comes along and says "If you're using it on you're underarms, don't spray on deodorant for a few hours it will sting a lot." She says "No it's not for my underarms."
The clerk says "Well if you're doing your legs, don't wear pantyhose for a day, it can irritate your skin." She says "No it's not for my legs... if you must know, it's for my Schnauzer"
The clerk says "Ah, I see, in that case don't ride a bicycle for a week."

What do you get when you cross a dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Hilarious Joke

A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. My life is a mess, he says. My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I'm as jittery as a cat.
Why don't you go see a psychiatrist? suggests the collie.
I can't, says the poodle. I'm not allowed on the couch.

A poodle and a collie are walking together

A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. My life is a mess, he says. My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I'm as jittery as a cat.
Why don't you go see a psychiatrist? suggests the collie.
I can't, says the poodle. I'm not allowed on the couch.

Miniature schnauzer joke

My miniature schnauzer is smarter than most people I know.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about schnauzer can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of schnauzer puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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