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4 schmuck jokes and hilarious schmuck puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about schmuck that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Schmuck Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What is a good schmuck joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Son, marry a girl with the same belief as the family.

Dad, why should I marry a girl who thinks I'm a s**...?

A sausagy matter

A father had his son drop out of school for being an absolute s**..., he got him a job at the sausage factpry where he works.
Dad : in this machine you insert a donkey and it turns into sausage.
Son : is there a machine where you put in the sausage and it turns into a Donkey?
Dad : i wouldn't call your mom a machine.

The next time you've had a bad day....

....just remember out there some s**... just started Crossfit.

Some s**... caught me doing sprints and made a t**... insult towards me. Why, you ask?

Because Iran


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