Comical Schmidt Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
A German man goes on holiday
to Poland, he gets stopped at the border (because it's an out of date joke), and the border guard checks his papers and decides to ask him a few questions
"Name?"
"Hans Schmidt"
"Age?"
"32"
"Place of birth?"
"Dusseldorf"
"Occupation?"
"No, just visiting"
A German tourist driving through France gets pulled over for speeding, and the French police officer starts questioning him.
FPO: Name?
GT: Hans Schmidt.
FPO: Age?
GT: 36
FPO: Occupation?
GT: No! No! I'm only here on vacation!
A german tourist arrived at Charles de Gaulle
The immigration officer greets him, " Bonjour Monsieur, Welcome to paris, Name?"
"Wolfgang Schmidt."
"Occupation?"
"Nein, Tourism."
A german visits France...
and he gets picked for a random check at the customs:
- Name?
- Albert Schmidt.
- Nationalite?
- German.
- Occupation? (In a French accent)
- No no, just visiting.
German tourist crosses Polish border
German tourist crosses Polish border. Border guards ask him:
-Name?
-Hans
-Surname?
-Schmidt
-Occupation?
-No, just traveling.
John Jacob d**... Schmidt
His STD is my STD too!
Hello. My name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. My friend's name is also John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
For the love of God, please stop shouting at me.
